rox🇭🇷

I have no filter.

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

LA County’s reply that they are “trying to figure it out” re: the endless erroneous evacuation messages is the most IT response I’ve ever heard.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you donate to cali fire relief efforts, that's rad, BUT IT'S INSANE THAT ANYONE HAS TO DONATE their hard earned money to a state that gets so much tax money from its citizens. We've normalized charities and kind people stepping in when the state government fails.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

every year, thanksgiving is just a reminder that I cannot be left alone with french onion dip

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Waking up on October 1st

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

This is the best cover of “War Pigs” ever. Why didn’t you guys call me?

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

@Misss_mad @FilmUpdates 😱😱😱😱

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

Why is the Inspector Gadget theme song stuck in my head?

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

A man opening an umbrella wearing flip flops is the most California in the rain thing I’ve seen today.

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

WHY

[KTLA @KTLA]

#BREAKING: California approves rules for turning sewage into drinking water. Details: https://t.co/OQFeoYmjPC

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

@rachelmajich WHAT THE FUCK

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

Waking up wide awake at 5a…is not the kind of life I’m looking to live.

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

What did I do to deserve 2 styes in 1 eye?

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

@xfurnx @palmalamf GOD. ITS UNREAL.

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

It’s the way the random text after not hearing from people in a year+ covering for a guest list request still happens on the regular that still somehow surprises me.

[rox🇭🇷 @roxannnne]

@rachelmajich Incredibly psychotic

[clare @sadderlizards]

i have the anxiety of a small prey animal

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I don’t want to girl boss any longer I want to girl rot