@ArcheologyRox wuh—
what . . ?
( they’re stopping . their grin vanishes . they almost drop their ice cream ! )
you have a death wish !
i respect your bravery , but yeesh . . .
@ArcheologyRox woahhh , wait , what ? !
he beat [ talon’s ] brainwashing ? ! no way !
wuyang is AWESOME !
( oh yeah . they’re full of confidence now . )
well , since he can fight too , its two against talon ! you’ve totally got that !
@ArcheologyRox talon is gonna care if you take their fresh , shiny new weapon !
( pouting . they cared a lot for the other sloan . )
and it’ll just be you ! against all of talon ! that’s terrifying ! ! aren’t you scared . . ?
@ArcheologyRox exactly ! bad guy butt , be warned , sloan camerons are on the case !
( ohhh ! oh ! its their turn to order ! rocky road with as many sprinkles as they can order coming up ! )
well—
you also hadn’t broken your wrist before . . .
@ArcheologyRox not to fear , sloan ! our minor differences means that together , we are the perfect sloan !
( grinning wide ! )
we both make up for what the other lacks ! pretty cool , right ? !
be careful . . . what if talon captures you ? !
@ArcheologyRox psh , and she defected ? ! she’s evil , i’m telling you ! this story is all sorts of fishy . you know , gabrielito defected too ! !
( squinting . they aren’t buying it . . . )
jeez , are you sure you can be out with that ? seems like
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@ArcheologyRox hmm . . . if i didn’t know any better , i’d say she’s a good guy pretending to be a bad guy ! but she hurt you , so she’s a bad guy . . .
( wide eyes . )
woah ! are you okay ? that sounded bad . . .
@ArcheologyRox awh , man . . . now i kinda feel bad . . . are we allowed to feel bad for the enemy . . ?
( following closely behind , buzzing with excitement . they don’t realise how weird it must seem to everyone else . )
( two sloans waiting to order ! )
@ArcheologyRox psh , aren’t they all struggling with a bunch ? that’s why they’re evil doofuses .
if they have her friend . . . why doesn’t she just leave with them ?
( grinning , feeling proud ! )
why , thank you , sloan !
@ArcheologyRox i—
yeah . . . maybe . . .
( they’re still not too sure . . . but maybe this other sloan was right . )
haha , yeah ! we’d totally kick her butt ! she’d be like “ durr , am i seeing double ? “
( they’re laughing at their impression ! )
@ArcheologyRox but she did anyways ?
jeez . she seems confusing ! i hope i don’t bump into her . . .
( shivering , letting out a little ‘ eugh ‘ sound . )
exactly !
if you have any trouble with her again , call me , and i’ll be there faster than you
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@ArcheologyRox but she broke your wrist . . ? was she hesitant to hurt you . . ?
( sighing , but soon they’re getting excited ! the ice cream shop is just in the distance ! )
if you’re the weird sloan , then i’m the weird sloan too . we’re in this together !
@ArcheologyRox and you just believed her ? ! she’s evil ! ! she would’ve said anything to make you feel bad ! !
but . . . but i guess it’s in a sloan’s nature to care .
( shaking their head slowly . )
i— i don’t think people talk about me . . ?