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[sloan . @roxmuncher]

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[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox wuh—
what . . ?

( they’re stopping . their grin vanishes . they almost drop their ice cream ! )

you have a death wish !
i respect your bravery , but yeesh . . .

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

due to personal reasons i am evil now

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox woahhh , wait , what ? !
he beat [ talon’s ] brainwashing ? ! no way !

wuyang is AWESOME !

( oh yeah . they’re full of confidence now . )

well , since he can fight too , its two against talon ! you’ve totally got that !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox talon is gonna care if you take their fresh , shiny new weapon !

( pouting . they cared a lot for the other sloan . )

and it’ll just be you ! against all of talon ! that’s terrifying ! ! aren’t you scared . . ?

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox exactly ! bad guy butt , be warned , sloan camerons are on the case !

( ohhh ! oh ! its their turn to order ! rocky road with as many sprinkles as they can order coming up ! )

well—
you also hadn’t broken your wrist before . . .

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox not to fear , sloan ! our minor differences means that together , we are the perfect sloan !

( grinning wide ! )

we both make up for what the other lacks ! pretty cool , right ? !

be careful . . . what if talon captures you ? !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox +

you’re just set up to be in pain !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox psh , and she defected ? ! she’s evil , i’m telling you ! this story is all sorts of fishy . you know , gabrielito defected too ! !

( squinting . they aren’t buying it . . . )

jeez , are you sure you can be out with that ? seems like

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[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox hmm . . . if i didn’t know any better , i’d say she’s a good guy pretending to be a bad guy ! but she hurt you , so she’s a bad guy . . .

( wide eyes . )

woah ! are you okay ? that sounded bad . . .

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox awh , man . . . now i kinda feel bad . . . are we allowed to feel bad for the enemy . . ?

( following closely behind , buzzing with excitement . they don’t realise how weird it must seem to everyone else . )

( two sloans waiting to order ! )

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

envy.

if tracer wins it WILL be an operative oxton account and you cannot change my mind

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

envy.

if i were to make another account, who would you guys like to see….

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox envy.

What

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox psh , aren’t they all struggling with a bunch ? that’s why they’re evil doofuses .

if they have her friend . . . why doesn’t she just leave with them ?

( grinning , feeling proud ! )

why , thank you , sloan !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox i—
yeah . . . maybe . . .

( they’re still not too sure . . . but maybe this other sloan was right . )

haha , yeah ! we’d totally kick her butt ! she’d be like “ durr , am i seeing double ? “

( they’re laughing at their impression ! )

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

ow ! owww ! ! owwwwwww !

my back hurts !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox +

can say ‘ sloan rules ‘ ! !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox but she did anyways ?
jeez . she seems confusing ! i hope i don’t bump into her . . .

( shivering , letting out a little ‘ eugh ‘ sound . )

exactly !
if you have any trouble with her again , call me , and i’ll be there faster than you

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[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox but she broke your wrist . . ? was she hesitant to hurt you . . ?

( sighing , but soon they’re getting excited ! the ice cream shop is just in the distance ! )

if you’re the weird sloan , then i’m the weird sloan too . we’re in this together !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

do people talk about me ? behind my back ? !

[sloan . @roxmuncher]

@ArcheologyRox and you just believed her ? ! she’s evil ! ! she would’ve said anything to make you feel bad ! !

but . . . but i guess it’s in a sloan’s nature to care .

( shaking their head slowly . )

i— i don’t think people talk about me . . ?