Roxy Petko

@twitter give me my old account back I’ve emailed you 3 times

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

!!!

[Childish Blackdino @dele_ogunrinola]

“Professionalism” does not exist. Tattoos and dreadlocks and piercings are zero indication of someone’s aptitude at fulfilling or executing the responsibilities of a job.

Read it again.

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

I can’t believe mac Miller is dead

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

@LordOfSavings

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🤷‍♀️

[Rox @roxypetko]

And also stupid

[Rox @roxypetko]

Never forget my one tweet that caused an uproar 2 years ago

[Rox @roxypetko]

*gets a notification while sitting right next to Sammy g on the couch*

[Rox @roxypetko]

James Franco in the interview is literaLLY BILLY GRAY

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

@roxypetko @timmythehoar Lmaoooo

[Boo Corbin, Tomato Tomato @Neil_McNeil]

Their best 💙

[dj swagalog @zayallcaps]

Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

My only public take from this Raquel/Bethany interview is there’s no way this bitch knows the word “vitriol” this bitch is too dumb who told her to say that

[steve buscemi’s anal bead @catholic_victim]

These once great soldiers will be buying my chipotle today

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

I got kicked off hotel Transylvania for buying Liam a penis cake for his birthday and licking it.

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

My dream summer bucket list

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

@ChipotleTweets Cute and sexy and have a fat ass

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

@celtics excuse me can i get a t shirt 309 row 14 seat 6 thank you

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

To the point that the bouncer asked me if i was ok the answer was NO but i just nodded my head yes

[Roxy Petko @roxpetko]

Never forget the time we found 8 y/o acid in the freezer & took it & felt nothing for over an hour so we went to the bars & right before walking in it hit me so hard i stood on the dance floor in my Patagonia not moving a muscle and profusely sweating and wide eyed