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punctilious lab geek, rice connoisseur, secret spice girl.

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@flammingpixie45 3337 4876 9160 🦾

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@MaskedSingerFOX how do you sleep at night!? I thought this was a singing competition.

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I knew this would exist. Thank you, Internet. #thisistheway

https://t.co/kc1wGffmj3

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Another random observation from Korea in 2019: 9/10 locals will order an iced coffee rather than a hot one.

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Another random observation from Korea in 2019: eyeshadow ads with boys are just as common as eyeshadow ads with girls

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random observation from Korea in 2019: sugar on random things-like pizza and pints of beer

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Tell me, @united why this ticket
PHX>SFO>HNL>GUM costs $2000 but this ticket
PHX>SFO>HNL>GUM>MNL costs $1100.

It’s one less flight, but it’ll cost me 900 bucks!
#ijustwantogohome
#unfair
#helpplease
#cryinginside
#CSRsdonthaveanswers

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First, a sad costume turnout last weekend downtown, and now, only 38 trick or treaters!? 💔 what is this world coming to...

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But seriously though. Why do I get invited to every bridal shower but not the bachelorette party? They just want the gift.

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Why is it called The Mario Brothers? Are their names Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?

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Me: I dissected a fetal pig in high school
Jay: Me too
Me: What did you focus on? Nerves or organs?
Jay: Organs. Then we zapped it with lightning to try and bring it to life. FrankenPig
Me: Pigenstein?
Jay: FRANKENSWINE

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Aight, this is pretty cute. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Hubs-How long is rice good for?
Me-If it’s dry and not cooked, indefinitely
Hubs-Hm. It’s the perfect prepper food.
Me-here we go again 🙄

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Ugh I hate being forced to listen to country music when I’m put on hold.

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I got a free shirt for donating blood, and I got a free shirt for watching Jo Koy live! (Along with a selfie💪🏽)
Life is amazing!

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PK: I mean... Charles Manson only had 6 followers to start...

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I am obsessed with all the eaglets!!
@exploreorg #liveeaglecam #feedingtimeishorrificallyfascinating

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I just watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time. Shit holds up.

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Peanut on peanut on peanut! #massaman

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Sitting next to the WORST person at a lecture. #UGH #stopcrunching #useatissue