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Cheers to the things you love and hell to the rest of us!

[🏂 @roxx_vvs]

Took the words right out of my mouth. Great piece!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Erling Haaland, Norway’s large, maniacal striker, has several exceedingly Norwegian traits. He sometimes exercises by chopping wood in the forest. He consumes 6,000 calories a day. After training sessions, he drinks raw milk. He owns a tax-sheltered investment company in Luxembourg named Pillage. He bought an edition of the “Heimskringla,” a 13th-century Old Norse saga, for $130,000—then donated it to his local library because, he explained, “I’ve never been much of a reader.” He has flowing blond hair, often compared to a Viking’s. He brings the intensity of a raiding party to the sport. Haaland scores goals at a higher rate than almost any soccer player ever. He has said, “I think of football all the time.” His wake-up alarm plays the theme song for the Champions League. He once posted a photo of himself on a plane, staring ahead intensely, with the caption “Just raw dogged a 7 hour flight no phone no sleep no water no food only map.” The Guardian once called him a “ravenous Nordic goal-yeti.”

Haaland’s style of play elicits not wonder but terror. He is enormous: six feet five, 200 pounds, about the size and speed of the N.F.L. wide receiver Randy Moss. “Watching him, I sometimes find myself giggling as I might over a big, obscene crash at a demolition derby,” Zach Helfand writes. Read more: https://t.co/iAtLMOvrv0

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

On this day in 2008... 😍🏆

[🏂 @roxx_vvs]

This speaks volume, but I’m more surprised that he threw him under the bus

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “Gabriel wanted to take the last penalty. We trained for that moment”.

[ᴏxʟᴀᴅᴇ @oxladeofficial]

BRO Nothing wey person wan sing again…CHRIS BROWN DON SING EVERYTHING..

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

if i snub you, snub me too
you sef no small

[Usher Raymond IV @Usher]

ITS TIME! #R&BTOUR #Raymond&Brown

[City! @dolapocarter]

Maybe we don’t need another protest (yet) maybe we need a sensitization walk

We should get people moving, show them what’s actually happening, remind them this isn’t how things should be.

We’ve all adjusted to something that should make us angry. Let’s break that adjustment.

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

The key to the city? THE KEY TO NEW YORK CITY!!!??? YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! This is what the world has come to?? Awarding a masked vigilante who refuses to show his face, dodges accountability, & leaves a trail of destruction every time he swings through Manhattan

[Ibrahim H. @KingOfQueenz]

Enjoy hip hop man, stop tryna scrutinize everything and listen as some sort of critic. Enjoy that Cole, Keem, Rocky and Don Tolliver gave yall music at a high level and stop making everything about how can we tear people down. Our genre and culture will never progress that way.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 this 𝐌𝐚𝐧

[Bas @Bas]

I miss the recording camps already. When can we start on the un-retirement album 😂

[🏂 @roxx_vvs]

About to have a J Cole listening party. It’s just an album, but this feels monumental.

[🏂 @roxx_vvs]

Still manifesting running into Cole at Egbeda 🤲🏽

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

The Fall-Off

[ٰ @notsofinefgs]

my bro, you no fit comot for trenches with all these mysterious gimmick walahi

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances and online mutuals. REAL FRIENDS. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐙𝐡𝐮 ✨ @christinexzhu]

two emerging futures

one sells you digital opiates to escape life

the other gives you tools to think better

the logically better choice is obvious, but human nature sometimes disappointingly leans the other way

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

i believe strongly in showing up for your people. just show face , if at all

[🏂 @roxx_vvs]

Now this is elite banter, I rate it. But you all will eat your words by the end of this season.

[CP🇵🇹 @UtdCitypriest]

Barca trying so hard to make Rashford feel at home 💔