Rix Roundtree

Author of the books, Nikolas Thime: The End Of My World and The Older You Get The Dumber You Get. Writer of Life Is Music blog at

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I've got my own personal AI. Her name is Jem and she hates her fictional distant AI cousin Data of Star Trek - The Next generation. Is this an AI family feud?: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Monsters, they haunt frighten and kill. But monsters can be vanquished. The police captured a monster who killed 11 children, 9 police officers and tried to kill me. I call my 10-year monstrous ordeal "Die, Monster, Die!” https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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You've fished for trout, salmon and mackerel, but have you ever fished for movies? I have. It's a blast!

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As a nation of consumers, at some point we’ve all been customers in need of quality customer service. Having been both the customer and the customer service rep many times, I can tell you, the customer is not always right. Sometimes they’re combustible. https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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So, what do you get if I were to be crossed with the 4th of July, spirits and ghost, a haunted cemetery and a sword? A crazy calamity of biblical proportions: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Mass shootings, recession, pandemic, an insurrection. Our mental health has been challenged since 1999's Columbine. We need a national music therapy mental health czar. I know just the person. A hip catholic priest who teaches a class on American jazz. https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Do you own a car? If so, do you love it, hate it or have a love-hate relationship with it. I wanna douse it with gasoline and set it ablaze. Why? It's brought about a mental health catharsis that driving me insane: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Do you own a car? If so, do you love it, hate it or have a love-hate relationship with it. I wanna douse it with gasoline and set it ablaze. Why? It's brought about a mental health catharsis that driving me insane: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Teachers. They are underappreciated and underpaid. Yet, it is due to them that we've our God given right to Freedom Of Teach: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Halloween is done, but the specter of exercise still haunts me: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Happy Halloween all. It’s the perfect time for us to perform an exorcism. I’ve just discovered that exercise may exist in the afterlife. If so, exercise needs to be exorcised. Grab a cross, some holy water and join me here: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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I used to be a fossil fueled weed cutter. Now, I've become a clean renewable energized weed eater:
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#NORML

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Are you hearing voices? Not to worry, it's probably (and unfortunately) all in your head: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Okay, I admit it. I’m a crazed conspiracy theorist. The greatest conspiracy story ever told involves you, me, gold, the bible, UFOs and faith. Faith is what was required on that dreadful day we were left to drown: https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Rome Police Capture Lion That Ate Christians . . . https://t.co/qYsOQQPWa7

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Baskin Robbins Customer Attacks Cops With Two Scoops:
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Police Called To Local Baskin Robbins Are Horrified To Discover Body Frozen In Chocolate . . .
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The holiday season can be especially triggering for many people, but LGBTQ people are more likely than their non-LGBTQ counterparts to experience stress, anxiety and depression during this time of the year.

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Tomorrows Never Die, they arrive on time bringing with them a new holiday season. For those who find the season anything but joyous, this post is for you.

Happy Thanksgiving and a Happy Holiday season to you all.

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In spite of and because of Covid19, I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving:
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