Roxy Velazquez

mommy of 3 amazing girls 🦄🐼🐶

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

Honestly @samsmith doesn’t need an instrument, their voice is stand alone amazing. #iHeartConcertonFOX

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

Every night! @lililovesbacon

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

naw you knew you was up way too late when brandy & mr. whiskers / dave the barbarian came on 😂😂😂

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Decentering men is the best thing you can do, ladies.

Remember, “Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him."

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

My millennial obsessed 11 year old just had a freak out telling me
“Omg mommy!! Did you know @4everBrandy (Cinderella from descendants) sings ‘The boy is mine’!”

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

My grandparents used to do this & would be so confused as to why they couldn’t spread it easily… 🙃

[Jaedon 👨🏿‍🍳 @NIWT_TWIN]

I've been putting peanut butter in the refrigerator for 6 weeks since I've been in this new apartment with my GF. She was just on the phone with her mom and she said "dang this peanut butter is so hard" I respond "I know that's why I like putting it in the cabinet" She turns and

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

I’ve truly never understood why they call themselves a “Mexican grill” because wtf about them is Mexican??

[Jerry🇲🇽🇺🇸 @concacafjerry]

It will flop hard in Mexico, trust.

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

The joke of the episode was that those hats were stupid and worthless

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

SpongeBob would freakin
NEVER!!!!

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

I feel visceral anger over this GET AWAY FROM THE BOB

[joey @joboduj]

im like hey whats up bello

[tino @tinogiv]

Sometimes my brain will sing a n*cki lyric and then I remember

[MileyCyrus PRESS @CyrusPRESS]

🚨 Miley Cyrus reveals that she no longer sings “Party in the USA” because of Donald Trump and the current political situation.

‘’It’s not a party in the USA right now’’

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

@imfynerthanfyne Missed opportunity to text back
“Huh”

[Roxy Velazquez @Roxy4237]

Literally bought a body wash thinking it was lotion the other day! 🙃

[bread @pizzapurist]

smelled sooo good after using my friend’s body lotion yesterday, took a picture so I can add to cart later and then I realised,,,

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

18 years later and society still hasnt learned from this movie

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

A reminder that the 1994 live-action Flintstones movie literally built a massive, full scale Bedrock city out of real stone and fiberglass in a desert quarry instead of using CGI.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Gays are not interested in making other people gay...but straight people are interested in making gay people straight
So who is forcing their sexuality on others

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Never feel sorry for a man, because I promise you he won’t feel sorry for you when he’s ready to do what’s best for himself.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the fall of Roe v Wade. And I just wanna say…. a ROYAL FUCK YOU to all who said we were exaggerating....

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’ll NEVER understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into the belief that the government should NOT use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.