Gmorning.
Today I wanna talk about YOUR FACE.
I like it.
In a random sampling of local & global populations, an overwhelming percentage of people like it.
In fact, even other species with limited facial recognition skills like your face.
*smooch*
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Why didn’t you say something?
I did.
Why didn’t you push him off?
I did.
Why didn’t you cuss him out?
I did.
Why didn’t you tell the police?
I did.
Why didn’t you press charges?
I did.
Why did you just let it happen?
I didn’t.
Why didn’t you beat him up?
(Sigh)