What if a child is having dinner with their parent who is single mum and who has returned home from a long shift. Whilst enjoying their dinner the parent suddenly chokes. The child panics. They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance. But it’s blocked. What then?
BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
sat down for a McDonald's in my Scotland top in NYC and some lassie has just asked me "what's your number in team", so some woman now thinks she's met Scott McTominay in a maccies tucking into a pre match McMuffin
On a separate note, Purple Aki in any other era would be a Loch Ness monster type myth, imagine trying to tell someone there is a random 6’5 black guy who randomly pops up in different cities in England just to squeeze people’s muscles without sounding like a deluded racist
We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre