Roxy

[chefkids @girlflopping]

just stopped by the four seasons orlando and that baby was sitting by the hotel bar sipping on an old fashioned while trying to solve the NYT crossword puzzle

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

I wish I could send this tik tok to my washing machine she’d be like omg stopppppp that is actually me

[calypso @abeqne]

me on animal crossing

[djellemarie @djellemarie]

Being a man must be so easy all you have to do is get trims and lie

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

Exactly 1 year ago today, the £85 Grinch visited

[TheMonk88 @themonk1967]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

I’ve just rewatched this and I need medical assistance

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m ok guys thanks for your concern

[isaac pooh @isaacpooh]

Willy Wonka after 5 kids die in his factory

[Sam Womack @Sam_Womack]

I’m sorry but why is this disgusting human being allowed to play football???Please everyone retweet and get this horrible human the punishment he deserves. What a coward and sick monster.

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Week 4 #TheWeeklyVenn

[david @sweetbanisters]

in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

[… @Unkle_K]

If you’re fighting a gang of teletubbies this might work

[Connor @_ConnorM]

Why is being a speccy fucker so expensive. £170 for new glasses and an eye test I’ve just had to pay, on top of the £28 I pay a month for contact lenses. I didn’t even ask to be blind

[Roxy @roxyysmithh]

@hughesyfarrier Could recognise that face anywhere 🤣🤣

[Micah. @dav1on]

IOS 15 Do not Disturb is mad aggressive. I literally don’t be seeing shìt 😭

[CB @CB_10000]

this sent me last night i cant lie 🤣