Royal Fools

Boston Born - LA Based
Identical Twin Brothers
STREAM BATS IN THE ATTIC TODAY

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I would drive for Uber if it was only my friends and if they went fun places like the mall

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I love when old people rawdog waiting rooms, no phone no book no nothin

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Driving in a way that is smarter and generally better than you do

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My car is fucked that when I took it to the shop they took it out back and shot it

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It’s hard enough to let friends see you elliptical let alone enemies

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Could never be on love island I would get sunburnt

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No matter what you’re doing know id look better doing it <3

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this parasocial relationship is feeling a BIT one sided. do I need to be hotter or funnier

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People are moving from one studio apartment to the next with a box labelled "kitchen".. girl it's one room

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I was born in the right generation I just had to ask my friend to go check this persons Instagram so I could talk shit w the right pronouns since I blocked them on everything

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Sit down w the boys eat a whole pack of tums dap em up and leave. Same old same old we’ll be back again tomorrow.

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My hobbies are:
-picking at my face
-dry heaving

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ofc kids want things and stuff their inventories are empty

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I love #twentyonepilots

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If you’re holdin a bowl w cupped hands im calling you Oliver Twist

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Sometimes if I look out a window too long I wonder if my husband will ever return from sea

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I know he’s upset but I don’t have the time to figure out why

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Started drinking strawberry milk every night.
Think they should force children to do this cause the way I tuck in is like nothing else

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Locking in
Tucking in
Locking in
Tucking in
It’s a daily grindset for me

[Royal Fools @royalfoolsband]

@SpotifyUSA @JYPETWICE @audreynuna @TeezoTouchdown @CAVETOWN @GordoSZN @YoungDolph @HFTRR @KingsOfLeon thneed-ass fits