Royals Pastor

162+ days a year are Faith and Family days.

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Matt Harvey, once a wicked heathen who was crushed under the weight of his prideful sin.... has finally turned his face toward the Lord and now begins his journey of righteousness.

It's never to late to repent.

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Throw him in the fiery furnace!!!!!!!

[TMZ @TMZ]

SF Giants' Sam Coonrod Refuses To Kneel For MLB's BLM Moment, 'I'm A Christian' https://t.co/GplA8gM8qI

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Perhaps we can't congregate at the K and rejoice amidst a dong being dipped in the holy water just beyond the track of warnings....

But we can take comfort in knowing this: We are saved. We are chosen. We are favored.

And the White Sox are predestined for eternal damnation.

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Been on sabbatical for a while, you guys. Do we still say "you guys"?

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Say racca and you might face the Sanhedrin. Use your closer in a tie game on the road and you'll get a one way ticket to the fires of hell. #StNed

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Even the 12 apostles split up to further the gospel around the known world. The Lord works in mysterious ways, and just as he raised Christ on the third day he shall once again raise our #Royals back to contention sometime in the 2020s. Nosotros creemos.

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@KCRoyalFan Making a show of saying Merry Christmas at a rally to try to elect a known pedophile is about as perfect of an illustration as I've ever seen of washing the outside of the cup while the inside of the cup is filthy.

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@KCRoyalFan "Even if you hold to dispensational eschatology" Good one! Kind of like saying "Even if you hold to batting average and pitcher wins".. As if!!!!

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Damn it all. And God bless it. And damn it all again.

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Trap Queen is my all time favorite hymn.

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Whatever happens, just remember the Clevelanders are not among the elect. They will one day be as the rich man begging Lazarus for water.

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It might be the Lord or it might just be me... but I am strongly sensing that #Royals pitching is about to step it up and do some things.

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We at the First Church of Dongtown will be offering absolution to anyone who actively roots for the Yankees over the next 24 hours.

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Isn't it obvious? Not even God himself wants to hear the Newsboys. https://t.co/OePgXFmYrP

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 @KCRoyalFan]

If one thinks God still uses weather events to pronounce judgement on people one has to consider what He had against Faith and Family Night.

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We need some 24 hour prayer chain lists circulating. Props to those who sign up for the 12AM to 6 slots. May his angels guard our pitchers.

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Only those pitchers who drink by pooling water in their hands & lifting it to their mouths. Those who drink facing down have gone home.

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Dayton is a man of great faith & we must pray God will reward that faith by preserving the bodies of Danny, Ian, Jason, Jason, & Trevor.

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The time has come for us to pray fervently and with regular fasting for the health of the #Royals rotation.

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@TJFsports I've been trying to tell everyone this truth.

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Feel the spirit! Speak in tongues if that's your thing! We're having an old fashioned revival here at the First Church of Dongtown!