aidan

can’t believe I got so far with a head so empty

[aidan @royalswords]

Bernie is punk as fuck. I love his DIY ethos. Ian Mackaye is his favorite artist and he plays Fugazi in the bus. Bring back 285 Kent, Bern.

[aidan @royalswords]

Visiting Philly for the first time today. Where should I get a cheesesteak?

[aidan @royalswords]

@puneetsingh is the coffee at PopUp Bagels any good? I know you’re a regular

[aidan @royalswords]

@samtrayter and you lot are about to pay $45m for his backup!

[aidan @royalswords]

@SomeTypoWay he missed the ball

[aidan @royalswords]

@garybrah Exactly. Opens with a bunch of very valid criticisms and then just goes… “but we think we’re good so fuck you”

[aidan @royalswords]

“what if AI helps us be more human?” asks an ad FOR A FUCKING AI company

[aidan @royalswords]

@puneetsingh thought this was Daler Mehndi for a second

[aidan @royalswords]

will never forgive the Red Sox for letting Kyle Schwarber sign elsewhere

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[aidan @royalswords]

this has been such a silly season

[Tom Caron @TomCaron]

First win of the season when trailing after 8 innings.
Had been 0-43 in those situations this season.

[aidan @royalswords]

@pladinosaur thank god you guys splashed some cash on a SS who can’t play SS!

[aidan @royalswords]

@puneetsingh Amen brother

[aidan @royalswords]

This has to be bait

[Justine Barron @jewstein3000]

Just tried my seventh therapist. During the 15 minute consult, I told her I was looking for someone who didn't make the session about themselves. She promised she would never do that.

First session, she's offended when I ask her not to talk about herself. I had to report this.

[aidan @royalswords]

Oscar Bobb might be the worst I’ve ever seen

[aidan @royalswords]

pretty impressive that Alexi Lalas has been in the soccer world for his entire life and still has zero ball knowledge

[GOLZ @golz_tv]

“You had one job, and you blew it.”

USMNT legend Alexi Lalas believes Mauricio Pochettino should not get a contract extension after crashing out of the 2026 World Cup.

He was speaking on talkSPORT, when he was asked if Pochettino should stay or go.

“Go,” Lalas answered.

“I mean, it's not that I want him to leave. I just think that this cycle has run its course.

“When it comes to Mauricio Pochettino, you had one job. And it was the game against Belgium.

“You win that game, then you're in some rarefied air. And it's not gravy but let's be honest, you're playing against Spain. And you take your chances, you're back in an underdog type of role.

“So I think that they [U.S. Soccer] move on. I believe he's had a good time, but you had one job, and you blew it.

“And, you know, you live and die by that. Every coach understands that, every manager understands that, and certainly Mauricio Pochettino does.”

Pochettino’s $6 million a year contract with U.S Soccer expires this summer.

Should he stay or should he go, like Lalas said?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

[aidan @royalswords]

my roommate has been gone all week and is going to be shocked learn that I’ve turned into a Northernlion guy in the intervening days

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Sure they sailed over the Atlantic, but what about when there was no wind? They rowed up rivers, onto beaches for coastal raiding, for maneuvers in shallow waters, oars were a big part of longships. This bozo is a fake fan.

[aidan @royalswords]

@Kish_P14 without a doubt