Roy “Crankshaft” Walters

Stepdad | Mens League MIP 2017 | Proud Nupe ♦️ #nonegreaterthan | Pistons superfan #motorcity |

[Roy “Crankshaft” Walters @roycranksit]

List of players who would be better than wemby in an elimination game (no particular order)

1. LeBron
3. KD
4. Jokic
5. Curry
6. Dylan Harper
7. 63 year old MJ
8. 50 year old Tim Duncan
9. The monks he trained with
10. Robert Horry

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And then wembys big ass goes and flails around the other end looking for calls. But no one says anything cause he’s got aura or some shit. Dude is 7’6 and still a punk bitch #fuckthefrench

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Been a while off this account but had to return to air out a take I’ve been sitting on.

The average NBA fan is a moron and the exact playstyle everyone complained about the Thunder using is how the spurs have played the Knicks so far. Is it fouling or “physical defense”?

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@fadingjonbuss Shoot me

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Mario Cristobal and Carson Beck are the most insufferable duo in all of cfb

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0-5 IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF!!! EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR 0-5!!!

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Just take me out to a field a shoot me

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@secnumbersguy Actually fuck you dude

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@jaredsla

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Send his ass back to prison for all I care

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Would you rather watch 10 minutes of Chiefs offensive line play or kill yourself

#somebodyshootme

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@Bigqadi

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@sticky_johnson FUCK YOU

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Gaylord I am inside of you

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$250 on my neck to get ZERO box #wanghaf #doublecollar

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@Imneverwrong81 @PrimeHydrate buddy thinks he’s too good for prime

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Only the essentials #wanghaf

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@timeswmariana

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@femalebodybuil6 A caucasian majority

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Broncos have beaten:

- The 3-6 Jake Browning led Bengals

- The 2-7 Geno Smith led Raiders by 3 points

- The 3-5 Davis Mills led Texans by 3 points

- The 1-7 Justin Fields led Jets 13-11

- The 2-7 Jaxson Dart led Giants by 1 point

- The 1-8 Cam Ward led Titans by 1 score