R M Williamson

Roy -Frustrated Writer -Entrepreneur -Washed up rockstar -Time traveller

[R M Williamson @roydulouz]

Find people as mad as you are

[R M Williamson @roydulouz]

I touch myself when I think of you - more specifically I rub my fucking temples because you give me a constant headache 😆😆

[R M Williamson @roydulouz]

Spare a thought for the many “Dry January” attempts that will kick the bucket tonight R.I.P It’s been a hell of a five days.

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Dracula had it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. #Draclife

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Great Gastby Party at The Cosy Club last night for NYE felt like stepping back in time. Amazing! #thecosyclub #NYE2017 #gatsby

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Has anyone else played GTA and just gone about your day normally for a bit, driving properly and stopping when the light goes red. Being an upstanding citizen. ? 😆😆

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@Michaelawain1 That moment you realise you forgot to flush and someone walks in after you. 😂😂#TheApprentice #YoureFired #lordsugar #bestcandidate

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Lindsey it was fascinating stuff, but I had to skip you on the podcast because I was driving and feeling queasy #totalpussy https://t.co/ppx0fK9M1L

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@rustyrockets I can’t listen to Sleigh Ride by The Ronettes without hearing ‘ling long ling’ between every musical stanza. Once heard cannot be unheard 😂😂 #linglongling #therusselbrandshow

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Has anyone got 60p I can borrow? I sense a worthwhile investment here.

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In real life, I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke 🤔

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He’s got balls. #GordonOnCocaine

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Commoners bullied the posh kid #TheApprentice2017 #theappentice #Elliot

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How did they not choose the transformation robot? It turned into a bloody penguin with a bow tie! #TheApprentice2017 #TheApprentice #robot

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There is nothing worse when a person's only source of “banter” is to quote some catch phrase laden American television show. 😑😑😑

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“I saw that!”
-Karma

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Not too shabby #starbucks #PumpkinSpice #solosunday #coffee #starbuckscoffee

[Christina Megan @Reader_Fictions]

The dark downside of being an adult who reads YA. 😱😭

[R M Williamson @roydulouz]

Morning coffee. #bettystearoom #bettysyork #morning #Coffee

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