Roy Kissel

Pay attention out there. Husband and pet parent. Lifelong Chicagoan hoping to get to half the books on my list. No blue checkmark as of yet.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@SwedishCanary He’s laying low during @amazon Prime Days.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@MrTopStep No idea as I’m not in the car with her.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@toys_retro Name?

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@doglegpar3 Catch it thin on a chilly day in the 1st fairway and your arms don’t stop tingling until the 4th or 5th.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@IlliniJen “Any truth to the rumors that the @ChicagoBears have been asked to change their name to the Hammond Eggs?” 🐷🍳 @NFL @nflcommish @dpshow

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@Noirchick1 Paul Lynde to block.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@noirgal17 And cigarette. True breakfast of champions.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@Noirchick1 Esmeralda.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

How old is @JustinRose99 ? @TheMasters @PGATOUR

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

My husband and I are having a competition to see who can hide plastic eggs in the hardest spots. Loser has to cook and clean for a week. It’s been three days. He’s currently tearing the garage apart while I watch Netflix. I haven’t hidden a single egg.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@BruceWolfChi He’s not an excellent driver. Except with a golf ball.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@doglegpar3 Looks like a high soft draw.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

Thanks so much @obvious_shirts for the mystery hoodie sale this week—it will make the @ChicagoBears offseason a bunch easier to get through! @NFL

[Pixar @Pixar]

Showtime❗️
#Incredibles3 is coming to theaters June 16, 2028

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@mcuban @costplusdrugs Please add inhalers ASAP. Ty.

[U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops @USCCB]

Saint Patrick, Bishop, pray for us!

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@MarkCalc @brendacalc Tell her you’re going to hit the buffet.

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

Does Daryl Hannah like Ryan Murphy?

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

Who made THIS!!!!?

[Roy Kissel @roykissel]

@Doritos Only nacho cheese selfies.