roy k. patel

looking for a woman named agony

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

i think this is my last straw

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@icedoutbevo Who knows man all I know is I miss her

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

Nothing has made me lock in harder than:
- telling your doctor you gained weight & her saying “I can tell”
- Seeing your ex textuationship, that you may still like, soft launch her mba man
- a woman ignoring your texts

Every meal is a protein shake or broccoli & chicken.

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@gallerinaloser Tell em

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@icedoutbevo Sorry man :/

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

Girl in stroller started crying after I practiced my TikTok dances in metro

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@_ssaammo_o - miss you diva
- thank u for participating in democracy
- can you respond to my text?
- catch up call soon?

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

Diva down. But we’ll be back soon.

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@Big_tagg Stfu

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@icedoutbevo Preach brother

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

Driving windows down playing Google maps directions

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@ANGELBABYBITTY I asked her but then we broke up

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@gaysianprincess Have you seen my friend

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@elliott_green_ Honorable mention at the calculus bowl

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@199100candy A wedding

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@Whotfismick Me and who

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@Whotfismick That’s why you run an errand so you get something out of the date

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@1oflayy That’s revisionist history

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@caiogt__ Me and who

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

Emergency Claire’s earrings so earring hole doesn’t close up

[roy k. patel @roykpatel]

@mfnravn But what if it was never a fumble? But a lesson learned & another door opened