Its Ya Boy Roy

Does anybody actually read these 🤔

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

Don’t talk to me when I’m bumping Kasey Musgraves! I’m more than like going through some shit

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

I used to get friend zoned soo hard back in the day 🤣

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

@Lehauski3 @SabBriBri @Luv_Cheat @anniechauntae Naw bruh 😎 you know your boy Roy always here for ya!! ✊🏾😤

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

The hardest part of being married for me was realizing that women don’t like have their ass smacked every five seconds 🤔

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

I will proudly say that I am 😂😂

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

To a smoker losing their pack of cigarettes 🚬 is just as scary as losing their phone 📱

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

I think it’s funny to see someone who owes you money post about what they’d do to someone who owes them money 💰

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

What is with white women and decorative gnomes?! 😂😂 I’m asking for a friend 😐🤫

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

I like watching reality tv shows and yelling solutions to their problems at the screen

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

Samoan households aren’t broken into unless it’s by police or other Samoans 😂😂😂

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

@SabBriBri So you know this but won’t make any changes to make it easier on me or my back? 😂😂😂

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

Bro don’t believe the lies husbands are just glorified purse holders. An overweight accessory if I’m being nice 😂

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

There’s nothing more frustrating than being a Gemini and trying to get along with other Geminis 😂

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

If your girl takes longer than three minutes in the bathroom she’s dropping a deuce 💩 This ain’t the 1950’s bro she ain’t in there powdering her nose and shit she’s straight releasing them demons 😖

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

Never buy a used vacuum trust me. You don’t want something that used to suck up other ppls shit

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

Swear to God half of my job is just picking up after other grown ass men #smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

I love how dumbledore always came in clutch with enough points for gryffindor to win the house cup

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

@SabBriBri Still a queen no less 😘

[Its Ya Boy Roy @royleripley]

Can’t wait to try on my new air jordans hope they’re not too tight