Roy Delaney

Jolly Codger

[Roy Delaney @roypdelaney]

@samiluukela @David16996 I think you mean the song you like least, Sami.

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@westcountrybird @jhansonradio @thinktwink @BBCRB Aww, cheers matey!

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@westcountrybird @jhansonradio @thinktwink @BBCRB Aww, missed it!

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Good people of #Margate. Want to learn about the insane circus of nonsense that’s about to come to your town now you’ve got a #Banksy? Better rush to buy my novel #BuggerBanksy - it’ll tell all it! (And a whole load of other made up business to!)

https://t.co/tvMYkg8HWI

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@BugBrand @robinrimbaud @CUBECINEMA Ooh, he’s a lovely lad too! Had dealings with him via the MU’s magazine. Proper good human!

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@westcountrybird @jhansonradio @joe_lemer @bbcrb Aww cheers matey!

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Sad to learn of the passing of the Sky Sports commentator John Gwynne. A genuinely lovely fella, he invited me up to the commentary booth at the darts World Matchplay once to show me what his job involved. And boy was he a pro! One of the last old time greats. RIP old mate.

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

The PDC is saddened to learn that Hall of Fame member and legendary commentator John Gwynne passed away on Saturday morning following his battle with cancer.

Our thoughts and condolences go to his family and friends.

https://t.co/8wmgCm9t6i

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This is already lining up to be one of best Tour de France races in ages. I fear Pogacar is just toying with the rest of them, mind. Can’t wait to get to the reall big bumps!

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@robholley I tried to put myself forward, but the email address given kept bouncing back. Am I banned from EBU mail servers? (And to be fair, I might be!)

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Of course, the big question that all Whovians want to know now is, who was the actor that apparently had the gig in the bag before the new lad came along and nicked it off them? #DoctorWho

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@eurolemur All. Of. This.

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@liamjarnecki Aww bless your heart! Good luck with the election, and COYI!

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Good news, book fans. If you’d ordered Worst. Eurovision. Ever. and wondered where it was, it’s finally being shipped now, just in time for your favourite contest!

And if you’ve not ordered yet, well do hurry and beat the late rush for the Top Trumps!

https://t.co/x916X5YojI

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@maiovvi @landslidepurist That reminded me of the time you invented a sit-com about Robert Fripp getting into strange and awkward situations, called Totally Fripp.

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It’s no joke, just a little reminder to come and get ‘em before anyone else - and we’ve still got a few packs of Eurovision Top Trumps left for preorderers!

(US and Australian customers reply to this mail and I’ll send you a separate link. #Eurovision 

https://t.co/AbZY0KP4cN

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@AndrieuFreddie Good man!

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So the next book is available to preorder - and early birds may very well get a pack of Eurovision Top Trumps-style cards too! So what ate you waiting for - get in there!

https://t.co/AbZY0KP4cN

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@oneurope_esc Oh!