Roger

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Hunter Biden ever since he logged tf on

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

[balls 3 @megaballs46]

is a man who can last 30 mins in a butt gayer than a man who lasts a min

[JGMMA @TheJGMMA]

She posted a selfie and I started doing 60 minutes of cardio

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

I do this at social gatherings while my fiancée looks on with dejected resigned horror in her eyes

[Roger @royr412]

Started brain rotting my dog by putting dog videos on the tv when I leave the house

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

Breaking: Conor McGregor will face Max Holloway in the main event at UFC 329 in Las Vegas, @DanaWhite announced on social media.

This bout will be fought at 170 lbs.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

[Roger @royr412]

My days ruined the second I give into some goyslop

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There no peptide for disaplin BTW

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Just saw a video of Fat Joe saying he went to Morocco and met a little tiny man the size of a watermelon in the club. He said he’s a real guy French Montana knows him

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[𝐂𝐉 🕸️ @popipo8_8]

Joshua Van after them paper champ claims

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[yeet @Awk20000]

Joey Diaz has the time of his life playing GTA 5 on Twitch

[Underrated Tribal Chief @CombatUTC]

Here Damn!!! #UFCPerth

[Dan Cleary🛸 @DanCleary79]

Tim Dillon is quickly reaching George Carlin territory.

[Roger @royr412]

Ts

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings