Roy Sedai

Somewhere in the universe

[🅓🅞🅝🅨 @Rmadonyfc_]

3’ min Penalty to Portugal
5’ GOAL Ronaldo (Pen) 1-0
10’ GOAL Bernardo Silva 2-0
24’ GOAL Ronaldo 3-0
78’ GOAL Ronaldo 4-0

FULL TIME 4-0

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

“Pedri had a great game vs Cape Verde”

Me: Pedri score?
Barca fan: No.
Me: Shey e do Assist?
Barca fan: No.
Me: So Wetin e do?
Barca fan; E really control the game.
Me: oh so na him win man of the match?
Barca fan: No.
Me: so how?
Barca fan: Ask people wey watch am.

Nobody Mumu pass Barca fan 😂😂

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Places in the bible and what they’re called today;

1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

The England squad has been going through trials and tribulations at this World Cup and they haven’t even kicked a ball yet 😭😭

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There’s a wealth threshold beyond which money stops changing your lifestyle. At that level, Dangote and Elon Musk can enjoy virtually the same luxuries.

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[Roy Sedai @roysedai]

@nypost @kangminlee nothing to say?

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

In 1966, All African counties boycotted the World Cup to protest apartheid and how black South Africans were marginalized

In 2026, All African countries supported Mexico against South Africa in protest against their xenophobia

Live long enough

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

Because all they would do is lie.

[Roy Sedai @roysedai]

@faarukadam You read the books?

[𝓡𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝔁𝓸.💋🪡 @friddah_]

I still can't believe that in the face of famine, the first lady of Nigeria asked us to plant ugwu.

[Roy Sedai @roysedai]

@Kippax752 @WelcomeToMose @UtdArts1 Name one new player signed under Ineos with those kinds of wages. I'll wait.

[Chukwu mezie. @UkpabiaChimezie]

From your mouth to God's ear. Inshallah.

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

31.05.2026 🤍

[Roy Sedai @roysedai]

@ify_MUFC The original bomba 😭

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Basa @PJT_KIN]

When I do a Google search for a character I'm hyped about and it suggests "death"

[Mr. Owen 🇵🇹🇿🇲 @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[Roy Sedai @roysedai]

@its_rolie Oh really? Then why did they walk through it? Vibes? 😭

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

Ronaldo don score free kick keh
Una don die for my hand today 😭😭😭😭😭😭