Roy in the Valley

Tortured artist,eternally faithful husband,old school in a new age.Licensed REALTOR® in Virginia and trying to be like water.Favorite quote=Men plan,God laughs

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@VancityReynolds Oh that is fucked up!

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@joedart Hell yeah! Ordered and can't wait!!

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Yup, fuckwits and water heads everywhere.

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RT @RSnakeCableCo Patch Cable and Coffee Giveaway @RSnakeCableCo - @blackcoffeemsla #giveaway #win #coffee https://t.co/5eWo7iaDWq

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the streak is over. one greasy breakfast has undone over 100 years of poop-free season openers by catchers. can't believe we're celebrating him for it

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@monotonous65 Happiest of Birthday wishes to Giovanna!!

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

Wednesday is the Ides of March so we will be observing the day with our our annual Chicken Caesar salad dinner #EtTuBrute

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@AgathaChocolats Get in, this ends today.

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All about this...

[/Film @slashfilm]

Oh hai Bob. https://t.co/lJkZqaLxbN

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The New Dumb are everywhere it seems...

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

No sir, that's exactly what an ethnic slur is.

You cannot just claim something is not what it is for convenience.

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@Imposter_Edits Unbelievable. Yet, here we are...

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 25 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's freezing rain outside, almost out of coffee, and I am posting bs on twitter. Yup, headspace is great!

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Nope. Still nothing...

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Weird not closet and some glue needed. Perhaps I expect too much from a brand new $600k home… https://t.co/uVPiIlUqWW

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Started listening to Coldplay. I may have the covids according to this…
#notcovid https://t.co/EqDdUwu7s1

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Just posted a photo @ Staunton, Virginia https://t.co/4Erp4TANlU

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New Year’s Day and back at it…
#blueridgefineproperties #realtor #realtorlife #stauntonva @ Staunton, Virginia https://t.co/GCKUCPf9Jr

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Not prepared for projects on Christmas… @ Staunton, Virginia https://t.co/gx1fKJkbSo

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Santa saying, “Dayum, you are looking fine as fresh snow!” Or “Really? Are you sure?”
Either way…
Merry Christmas to all! @ Staunton, Virginia https://t.co/GHoXI8XWd5