“and if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon, my performance wouldn’t be as good. so to the honorary canadian connor storrie i share this award to you.” MY FUCKING FOOD
#hollanov smau where Shane and Ilya are both in the same frat, Shane has a girlfriend but they keep hooking up everytime they are drunk. Everyone knows and no one cares, just thinks it's funny as fuck. They are just like "ah yes Shane and Ilya the blowjob bros"
who’s hungry for college best friends/roommates #hollanov au where ilya and shane practice kissing because shane’s nervous for his first date with another guy and ilya becomes very jealous? 👀
(pls interact i need out of this sb 😭)
incredible how i wrote 36 pages of hollanov love making and family bonding in like 3 days but i haven't been able too write this 8 page essay in like... one month
@entremarylodo i have ALL my final term exams next saturday (yeah all of them the same day like 13 hours of exams without stopping) and guess what i have 55 tabs opened with hollanov fics there !! (gonna fail so bad lmao)
it's midnight and i'm EXHAUSTED but my god, it's really here. epilogue dropping tomorrow w more heartfelt author feelings and reflections at the end and such. what started months ago as a simple response to "what if shane goalie?" is like... complete??
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