WanjiruMwangi🎭

Qs//photography 📸 //art 🎨

[ebarduil ⭐⭐⭐ @Ebarduil]

@culturaliteral1 Las ranuras tiene 2 funciones bien especificas y bien definidas, primero es para generarle ansiedad a los gordos, y después le da rigidez al envase.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal https://t.co/EdAmPyWct3

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

Affordable housing locations really kill me. You can be driving in the middle of nowhere and look to your right, deep in bushes, right next to maize shambas there is a cluster of 6 10-storey buildings, closely packed together with only a slither of carbro separating them

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

@StanleyMasinde_ @noelle_omoke I'm sorry for not giving a fuck about spelling, do you want me to write in my language?

RRRRAAAAAOOOOUUUUGHHHHHHNNNNGHHH RAAAAHHH!

dumbass

[Mr Cringe @cringefxninja]

Really????? 😭😭

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

“They’re not real weddings… A big tell is a handsome groom.”

😭😭😭😭😭

[Gabu™ @IamGabrielOmolo]

@shobanes Bangi ikiwa kwa shamba ni yako but gold ni ya serikali

[African @ali_naka]

As a Rule, I don’t mourn African leader who dies in Foreign Lands!

[Tweater Handle 🇩🇪🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿🇳🇬🇬🇭🇨🇭 @tweaterhandle]

Every day, Wanjiku buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, and discards it. One day, the vendor asks, "Why do you keep doing this?" She replies, "I'm looking for an obituary." He says, "But obituaries aren't on the front page!" She responds, "The one I'm waiting for will be."

[👤 @otieno_4L]

Octopizzo bars are so funny lmao he just uses random rhyming words and that's it 😭

[Kimemia 🎹🌊 @its_kimemia]

If i was a sheep in Kimende I'd bite tf out the hand that feeds me if it tried shaving me in this weather

[Bray Falls @astrofalls]

Since a lot of people are confused about what this is, every telescope here is owned by a person. Each person can log in remotely to use their telescope to capture photos of space from our dark skies!

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Absolutely nothing seems to be working in Kenya 😂😂😂😂

#77NiNumbers #SabaSaba2025

[O.B.O @BrianOkoth_]

Just be faithful to your 4 wives 😂

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

#FreeNdianguiKinyagia

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

If Boniface Mwangi Kariuki’s shooting hadn’t been filmed by so many, Kenyan police would have claimed that he had attacked a police station; using the excuse Interior minister @kipmurkomen gave them.

He was just selling masks, trying to make an honest living and now he’s dead

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Kenya's Interior minister @kipmurkomen ordered police to shoot anybody approaching a police station. Manufacturing consent for extrajudicial killings under the guise of protecting armouries.

Police lied that a teacher killed himself in a cell. What stops them from lying again?

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Don’t he got like 11 kids wit 8 different women lol

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Mosiria saa hizi ako kwake going like this because he's telepathically linked to all the three dustbins in CBD and he can sense when they're in distress😂😂