Scott Jennings: "Very simple. I'm taking all the fluoride out of the water and I'm replacing it with Ozempic. And in 18 months, I will have the birth rate crisis in this country solved. We'll all be hot... We're having babies again."
Regular season wins since 2011 season
1. NE: 158 (5 Super Bowl appearances)
1. KC: 158 (6 Super Bowl appearances)
3. GB: 155 (0 Super Bowl appearances)
4. SEA: 154 (3 Super Bowl appearances)
I would enjoy seeing @RamsNFL v @Lions. How satisfying of an @NFL narrative for red hot Matthew Stafford to foil the high expectations of his old team? Very.
In the final game at County Stadium in September of 2000, Bob Uecker with these powerful words that still ring true...
"Tonight, is the final curtain. It's time to say goodbye. We will never forget you for what was, will always be. So long old friend. And good night everybody."
I wanted to read the full 1,500+ page bill & speak with key leaders before forming an opinion. Having done that, here's my view: it's full of excessive spending, special interest giveaways & pork barrel politics. If Congress wants to get serious about government efficiency, they should VOTE NO.
Keeping the government open until March 14 will cost ~$380BN by itself, but the true cost of this omnibus CR is far greater due to new spending. Renewing the Farm Bill for an extra year: ~$130BN. Disaster relief: $100BN. Stimulus for farmers: $10BN. The Francis Scott Key Bridge replacement: $8BN. The proposal adds at least 65 cents of new spending for every dollar of continued discretionary spending.
The legislation will end up hurting many of the people it purports to help. Debt-fueled spending sprees may "feel good" today, but it's like showering cocaine on an addict: it's not compassion, it's cruelty. Farmers will see more land sold to foreign buyers when taxes inevitably rise to meet our obligations. Our children will be saddled with crippling debt. Interest payments will be the largest item in our national budget.
Congress has known about this deadline since they created it in late September. There's no reason why this couldn't have gone through the standard process, instead of being rushed to a vote right before Congressmen want to go home for the holidays. The urgency is 100% manufactured & designed to avoid serious public debate.
The bill could have easily been under 20 pages. Instead, there are dozens of unrelated policy items crammed into the 1,547 pages of this bill. There's no legitimate reason for them to be voted on as a package deal by a lame-duck Congress. 72 pages worth of “Pandemic Preparedness and Response” policy; renewal of the much-criticized "Global Engagement Center," a key player in the federal censorship state; 17 different pieces of Commerce legislation; paving the way for a new football stadium in D.C.; a pay raise for Congressmen & Senators and making them eligible for Federal Employee Health Benefits. It's indefensible to ram these measures through at the last second without debate.
We're grateful for DOGE's warm reception on Capitol Hill. Nearly everyone agrees we need a smaller & more streamlined federal government, but actions speak louder than words. This is an early test. The bill should fail.