corie

breakfast sandwich connoisseur

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[corie @rozluvr44]

when the bus driver is so mean to you, you cry on the bus :(

[corie @rozluvr44]

that’s right cows are so gentle they have to be forced to buck

[corie @rozluvr44]

no but fr the way we treat cows is awful :/

[corie @rozluvr44]

they’re such sweet animals and all they wanna do is eat grass and snuggle but instead we force girl cows to be constantly pregnant so we fan harvest the milk they make for the babies

[corie @rozluvr44]

and if the boys dont get killed as babies they grow up to have a rope tied around their waist so they will buck when a cowboy rides them :/

[corie @rozluvr44]

i’m pro cow- anti cowboy

[corie @rozluvr44]

my bf called a dress i have been wearing weekly every summer since i was 16 my “peasant dress” so excuse me while i go set fire to my closet

[corie @rozluvr44]

im convinced big blackstone is paying all these influencers. nobody likes cooking outside like that.

[Macho Butch @gabbyisbutch]

Couldn’t remember the word “neurotypical” so I said “cisgender-of-the-brain”

[corie @rozluvr44]

then i can kill ai

[corie @rozluvr44]

eager to exit the man v self part if my life and enter the man v god part

[corie @rozluvr44]

like i dont want to want to kill myself anymore

[corie @rozluvr44]

i want to want to kill god

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Y’all may not realise this, but I used to be a rainbow. Happy Pride! 🌈

[corie @rozluvr44]

is this a weird text to send to my employee?

[corie @rozluvr44]

me to dogs when im out walking: :D
me to men when im out walking: :/

[corie @rozluvr44]

Macklemore releasing the pro Palestine banger of the summer was not on my bingo card

[corie @rozluvr44]

@pr_vkey wait free them

[corie @rozluvr44]

happy corie de mayo to all those who observe