Bobby Quickscopes

accidentally horny

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

It deeply upsets me when people tell me I own 'girly' things. I like floral patterns and I'm fucking solid so fuck off

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

Lots of people saying yesterday wasn’t embarrassing for Liverpool because it’s just a minority of people and loads of them weren’t Scousers.

You’re missing the point. That’s never happened here. Last time the far-right came to Liverpool they didn’t make it out of Lime Street. 1/

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

Does anyone know the stats on how many Olympic sports require footwear compared to those that don’t

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

We’re in the endgame again… BRING IT HOME, ENGLAND! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Bit concerned about England playing well.

Playing shit has worked so well for us up to this point.

Seems risky to change it at this stage of the tournament.

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

We’ve got our country back

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has asked officials to pass him notes updating him about the England vs Netherlands semi-final during the NATO summit

Phones are taken off them due to security reasons

[@guardian]

[⚒GELLY ⚒ @G3lly_D]

Any Scottish or Welsh try talk to me about Wednesday 🤣🤣

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

Do vape shop workers go on vape training or is it all in house learning cos they are very knowledgable about vapes

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

My nerves are shot to absolute bits

[Mainly Things Sheffield United @AllThingsBlades]

Gareth Southgate has made me miss watching Sheffield United and we haven’t won a game since 10th February.

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Gormless Cole Palmer is the key to our success because whatever Southgate tells him goes in one ear and straight out the other.

[billy 🇫🇷 @PNothiding]

Didn’t know mumzy was chill like that fairs

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

What demographic is this even targeted at?

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Sun's out. Sambas on. Secure future.

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

@riy1997 @fesshole 😂😂😂

[Jim @Browski_uk]

When we used to be a fucking country

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

Record breaking blades

[The Bladesman @The_Bladesman]

With 92 goals conceded, Sheffield United have broken the record for the most goals conceded by a Premier League team in a 38 game season (previously 89 by Derby County in 07/08).

#twitterblades #sufc

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

Quote from James Howe ‘I bet I’ve shagged more birds than Hitler’

[Sheffield United @SheffieldUnited]

The Blades 🆚 The Cherries

United travel down to the Vitality Stadium to take on Bournemouth at 3pm! 👊

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

Dunno why people want us back in championship we’ll get relegated from that too

[Bobby Quickscopes @rozzteea]

@EvWilliams_ I’m in no way endorsing you but I agree with this tweet