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trying to qmj but they're clinging to my knees and sobbing

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@halfabubble she IS very killy. mice, lizards, snakes, bunnies, insects. i have to get these books for my baby nephew who admires her without knowing her crimes

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i have acquired the necktie around which the suit will be assembled. it also looks good on the cat

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need a suit for a wedding. if i were one inch taller and had done very well financially as a model and i were the bride i would know exactly what to do

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@halfabubble omg what a pretty cat. she resembles my grandparents' german shepherd who was also named Pepper <3

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@halfabubble KILLER. to frighten the coyotes

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@halfabubble I bribed her to sit still for 10 milliseconds but she wouldn't set a price on looking happy about it

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@jackiesturka Revolutionary girl utena the best anime ever made!

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Greenhouse of Complicity

[jackie sturka | furious spoilers @jackiesturka]

let me just rave about this shot for a sec bc this is exactly what i mean when i say i love visual storytelling. yes tell me how complicit emma has been in her father's crimes against women and children by showing me how green her greenhouse is. i live for this shit #furious

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golf was bad enough. if my flesh drags me to a movie about the huntsville prison siege where ** gets ****, ... then what. THEN WHAT

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@halfabubble Yes please

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myosotis outro
https://t.co/z7rOSzW68e

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i must not quit my job. quitting my job is the my job quitter

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@fyeahtourist only when my nephew is there. pour encourager

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@fyeahtourist oh my nephew (9mo) is not 100% by any means. more of a party trick at this point. they love him at parties

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@fyeahtourist ill never grunt-shame an infant who's pooping at the right time in the right place

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@fyeahtourist yes i am a little illiterate robot pls no bully

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@fyeahtourist i asked my sister, who is on this train. she says it's "mm mm" like a grunt. "pspsps" is the pee noise

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as for me, the straight community is my safe space. i love them very much and my downside is capped

[mich @tvsilverscreen]

the lgbtq community is my safe space too ❤️

[rparens @rparens]

this did not work. movie not scary, even to me. funny and good though! i did enjoy giggling near lesbians

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my cabinet's informed me that it's time i took a wife. i can't handle scary movies, so they counsel me to go alone to see teenage sex & death at camp miasma. we'll see who offers me comfort when i'm whimpering and clutching the armrests

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@fyeahtourist jumbotronned!! fuck