Raj Patel

Techie | We Are Liverpool F.C. #YNWA | #AllezAllezAllez

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I’m a plumber. I was called to a house last week—a tiny, crumbling place owned by an elderly woman named Rose. Her main line was backed up. It was a $1,200 job.
When I finished, I saw her checkbook on the table. Her balance was $1,205.
She looked at me, her hands shaking as she picked up the pen. "Who do I make it out to?"
I looked at her cat, who was missing an eye. I looked at her coat, which was pinned together with a safety pin.
"Actually, Rose," I said, "I have some bad news. I accidentally used the 'refurbished' parts from a previous job. Company policy says if I use used parts, the job is free because I can't guarantee it for ten years. In fact, I have to pay you a $50 'inconvenience fee' for the mistake."
I handed her a fifty-dollar bill.
She gasped. "But the water is working perfectly!"
"For now," I lied. "But since I messed up the paperwork, it's on the house."
I walked out $1,200 poorer in my pocket, but I felt like a millionaire. Sometimes, the best way to fix a leak is to fill someone’s heart instead.

Anonymous

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Bro said this shit pays the bills so you’ll watch 😭

[Kieo @kieolfc]

I’ve never really been proud of this country or its history but always been proud of our city and what it stood for.

Seeing “scousers” putting up nationalist flags and backing Tommy Robinson is grim. Be good to remind yourselves you’re from a city built on immigration

🚮

[WIRT7 @YNWABULL]

@LFCTransferRoom Nothing to worry, they are going to gel in, sparks are there, when the flow hits in we are going to be unstoppable.

Wirtz will be a special special player
EKITIKE - MY GOODNESS.
Gakpo - Elite
Salah - inevitable
Full backs - full heart.
Chiesa - said fuck off juve

[This Is Anfield @thisisanfield]

Wolves’ pre-match tribute to Diogo Jota.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

If everyone went through life as happily as Chris Gayle, the world would be a better place.

[Raj Patel @rpatel121]

@conradbeckham Hi there. DM me.

[Katy RN, DTN, BSN @Katynurse27]

8 weeks working in Australia.
I’m in the lowest paid state for nurses in Oz and I’m earning more in a fortnight than I used to earn in a whole month in England, my birth country, the place where I trained to be a Registered Nurse, the place that doesn’t value me or my skills.
#Nursing #InternationalNurse

[LB @LBLFC_]

Not a better midfielder in world football than Wataru Endo when he comes on with 20 minutes to go. As soon as that gum shield goes in, you know someone is about to get fucked up. What a wonderful human being.

[Raj Patel @rpatel121]

@Shirtsmith4720 Try now. Should be working ok

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Liverpool always seem to get stuff like this right. Take 10 minutes out of your day to watch this, you won’t regret it.. ☺️

Moments young Isaac or his family will never forget. Well done to everyone involved. 👏❤

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

If feeding people was as lucrative as protecting oil, no one would go hungry.

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

Feeling better, Sir?

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[🔫UR a Smart Ass, Carl🔫 @Ur_a_Smartass_C]

Facts. This is the best hold music

[Forgotten Football Clubs @_forgottenfooty]

🇦🇷 x 🇧🇷

“A dream of mine is to head the ball with you”.

Is this the greatest football video in existence? 🤔

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Commonsense on immigration here, nobody is illegal.

[Raj Patel @rpatel121]

#Skippy 😂

[Nuts @garage_boy]

@NoContextBrits @rpatel121

[Taggy’s @taggysbar]

5 year anniversary for Madrid school message today(pics).

But it was the Paris one that hit the news big time and caused absolute chaos. I got called in to the principals office at the age of 48 and a half for that 😂😂(link)

I was just being honest 🤷🏼‍♂️

https://t.co/BQkHPFavMO