Roger Depot

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Only 2 more weeks! My wife promised me that if I kept the baby alive for a year I could get a plant! http://t.co/T2wNiMJWsF

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Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos. http://t.co/0PYYwXiVcA

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@rmlimodriver69 So sorry for your loss.

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http://t.co/MD1lC8yyyR Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product.

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@BethStern I know you have North Shore but take a look Ruff Start Happy Tails a super rescue. They do a great job. http://t.co/ZD23AH312v

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@Lgarcia860 where and when

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/FqUKL0FGIs

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@nationalgridus why can I not reach anyone at the emergency phone number

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@BethStern have them look online for the RAINBOW BRIDGE story. It explains it all so the child can accept the passing of the beloved pet

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@BethStern Merry Christmas http://t.co/er4H91ec

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http://t.co/9lYBaD2z Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on.

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@HowardStern @BethStern happy anniversary

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@HowardStern there is a 7 month old bulldog looking to be adopted if you are interested

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@HowardStern take a look http://t.co/quM8DlVv

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@RachelFineMusic nice on days like today it only takes minutes for pets to overheat. They deserve busted windows

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@RachelFineMusic good job I would have busted out the windows

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@HowardStern I can't even begin to think how you feel right now but you and Beth will be in my prayers

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@BethStern so sad you and Howard will be in my prayers

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@howiemandel Eldon all the way

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@Lgarcia860 yahoo let the count down begin