Miles

I have no idea what I'm doing, but it's working.

[Miles English @MilesEnglish7]

Bog Standard Isekai is on sale today!

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

@dissidentwest Is Hunger Games too obvious? Country girl who loves hunting leading a revolution against a decadent and queer-coded Capitol.

[Ryan English @gruevy]

The office is buzzing today, showing the fruits of the return-to-work policy. People are collaborating left and right, moving here and there to ask questions directly and work faster on tasks. Very active energy today.

I hate it. Kill me now

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

I dont get it. What did Elevenhan Omar say that was so funny?

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

Normalize asking people's weight. Like, if it's never discussed, then leave it alone. But if you tell me "Oh Im so fat" I should be able to fire back with "How much do you weigh?"

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

It's been a really long time since I've felt this *seen*, you know?

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

Whatever magic super-player they draft this year won't be Utah's player. He'll be Ryan Smith's player. Basketball is Pokémon for billionaires.

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

The Utah Jazz purposefully lost every game they could this year and it makes me wish I never heard of basketball.

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

If one state can do this on immigration, then idk, theoretically a different state, starting with a 'U' maybe? Could decide we dont pay taxes and throw IRS agents in jail. Just thinking out loud here.

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

https://t.co/bUcFaPgkZJ

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

@TheRealJChubby Stealing is wrong.

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

"Unfit to stand trial" means "he won't be present for his trial," right? It can't mean "crazy people can kill whoever they want." Surely not.

[Miles English @MilesEnglish7]

My books are part of the big Audible sale. Get them for cheap!

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

@gruevy It was last year, just bringing it up now because my timeline is full of people complaining about Starfleet Academy

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

I watched the first four episodes of Strange New Worlds on a flight and kinda liked them. That is all. #StarfleetAcademy

[Miles English @MilesEnglish7]

Today is the day! Benighted, Book 4 of Bog Standard Isekai is out now! https://t.co/foxZaLXDV5

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Husband's of X.

It is officially time for you to start your Christmas shopping for your wife, if you have not done so already.

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

@gruevy Did you link your PayPal from Royalroad?

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

I hate how you can never trust updates. "Good news! There is a new version of this app! Even better news, we're updating automatically, for free!"

Ok cool, so did the app get worse or did it get much worse?

[Miles @rpfunkmaster]

I hate how you can never trust updates. "Good news! There is a new version of this app! Even better news, we're updating automatically, for free!"

Ok cool, so did the app get worse or did it get much worse.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Leftist: "Capitalists have destroyed the American working class with their greed!"

Me: "By importing cheap foreign labor?"

Leftist: "...no"

Me: "Oh, by lobbying for onerous regulations to stifle competition"?

Leftist: "...no"

Me: "Oh, by offshoring crucial industries to lower their labor costs?"

Leftist: "...no"

Me: "How then?"

Leftist: "...with their greed!"