Ryan Powell

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

I made it 41 years without stepping in a puddle of dog pee on my way to bed. 41 daggum years. Now it happens 4 times a week. Not to mention there’s tootsie rolls in every corner of every room in our house.#wifegotapuppy

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 I was putting up Christmas lights and I about fell off my ladder when it went off

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 Ole #68 was slinging it tonight

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 68 was dealing

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 I ordered a case of summer sausage and some tin cans of 3 flavor popcorn last week. Trying to get my Christmas shopping done early.

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

I’m in Shock. My 10 yr old son road in a party bus with 13 other 10 year olds for 2 hours today and he’s telling me not one person cut the cheese the whole trip.#endtimes#nobodybustedoff?#kidsdontfartoneachotheranymore?

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 Ole #68 looks a little heavy this year. Appears he ate all his quarantine snacks.#covidgotusall

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

Phillies runner never touched home-plate, but he’s called safe. It went to MLB for a review. They also called him safe. You think the Braves are gonna get a call reversed by the same people that removed the Allstar game from Atlanta? #atlantabraves

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 Gil Patrick used to say “Gonna be some rain and lightning at the bus stop in the morning. You’re going to get wet, just don’t stand under a tree.

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

It starts with the local news and the weather channel. They want to give you a doomsday forecast so you’ll keep the dial on there station for updates . Next, the Mama’s start calling wanting to know why school isn’t canceled. It’s a no win situation for the headmaster.

[Ron Lee @ronlee1975]

Never walked up hill both ways to/from school, but cant ever remember school getting cancelled for “potential bad weather”. Mama took you to school, ripping a heater, dropped you off out the back of the station wagon, & if you got picked up by a twister on the way in, tough shit.

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 I had the same thing happen 2 weeks ago. Finally threaded the needle and got through. Lead car was a retired crown Vic full of teenagers. They did still have the hand light above the mirror. It almost fooled me until I saw the pink playboy stickers on the back glass

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@garthbrooks @marineband Your father would be very disappointed in you

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 Chandler or Neil? Who’s your favorite?

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

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[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

Damn Deebo!!!!!

'Friday' Star Tommy https://t.co/mUqMF3Q7EF via @TMZ

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@drew_broadaway @ronlee1975 Possibly the best Sesame Chicken I’ve ever had. Not sure why the meat is so dark though.

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@GilleyScott I’m sure you do

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@brock_massey @ronlee1975 Anything after 3x will hide all the ashy knees in Dawson

[Ryan Powell @rpowell1980]

@ronlee1975 I thought they only make 7x.