R_Price1012

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒱 👑 @V_Lady2024]

OMG! These are great!! I laughed till tears ran down my legs 😂🤣

[BlueCotton @BlueCotton]

When your cutest employee of the month shows up in custom BlueCotton style.

[BlueCotton @BlueCotton]

Happy Valentine’s Day from BlueCotton! ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you to Sloane and Edina handing out valentines and cookies to the team. We’re feeling the love!

[BlueCotton @BlueCotton]

What are we reading at BlueCotton? 📚 We have several personal development groups for our employees and are currently challenging them to read one non-fiction book a quarter. Have you read any of these? More to come!

[R_Price1012 @rprice1012]

@APompliano LETS, GOOOOO!!

[R_Price1012 @rprice1012]

@APompliano @BlueCotton is revolutionizing the business. Let’s all put people first!

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Bitcoin saved this small business.

Everyone reads about large companies putting bitcoin on their balance sheet, but this company in Kentucky is using it to improve product quality, employee retention, and customer satisfaction.

Talk about real world use cases!

This is one of the coolest stories I have heard in awhile.

Kudos to @BlueCottonMike and Julie Denton.

YouTube: https://t.co/8KNX0ZHj7I
Spotify: https://t.co/wwnrosakBS
Apple: https://t.co/PZTpSb5v6l

- Intro
- Finding bitcoin
- BlueCotton business
- How bitcoin benefits employees
- Advice to other small businesses
- Response from customers
- Closing statements

[BlueCotton @BlueCotton]

We got into the spirit of the season supporting the 40th annual @ArthritisFdn Jingle Bell Run! We provided shirts for all of the 5k runners who raised funds and awareness to support research and treatments for arthritis. We love this community! 👟🎄❤️

[R_Price1012 @rprice1012]

@StoryfulNews Yes, please credit my son, 6 yr old Grady Price, for the shot from of the backseat!

[R_Price1012 @rprice1012]

@joeimel

[R_Price1012 @rprice1012]

@rawsalerts @joeimel From the scene via my 6yr old in the back.

[BlueCotton @BlueCotton]

We can't stop thinking about these custom hats for Jason Aldean's in Gatlinburg!

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Me: I want to buy toilet paper

Costco: yep

Me: …and an 85 inch TV

Costco: yeah nw we got you bro

Me: also weird q but do you know where to get a $5 rotisserie chicken

Costco: buddy ur not gonna believe this

[Fairways & Freeways @fnf2017]

Beer sales triple...

[R_Price1012 @rprice1012]

@travisfulton Speith

[BlueCotton @BlueCotton]

A special thanks to @HouchensIns for their continued patronage and support of BlueCotton and for being such valued customers!

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Meetup of the Ryan’s 😂😂