𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛

❝𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗′𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐.❞

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

The most valuable thing that I can give someone is my time, because I don't know how much of it I have and I'd rather not waste it.

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

before i ask people personal questions, i first ask myself the most important question: do i really care?

my answer is usually "no"

#dontknowdontcare

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

most people: don’t judge a book by its cover.

me, a graphic designer: uh, wrong, you should definitely judge a book by its cover. garbage books tend to have garbage covers. this has been my TEDtalk.

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

I am such a slacker sometimes.

It should probably bother me more than it does.

#ohwell

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

DREAMS DO COME TRUE #tacobell

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

The news is out – potatoes are officially BACK at Taco Bell on 3/11/21. 🥔

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

Joyless murder ball at its finest #RTR

[Alabama Crimson Tide | AL.com @aldotcomTide]

Another look at the John Metchie/Trey Dean hit.

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

Not gonna lie, Christmas music is not my thing...

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

I don’t even really care that much about Thanksgiving, but I’ve never been more ready for it to get here #hurryup #ineedabreak

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

I still have an hour until I get off work, and I don’t think I’m gonna make it #sendhelp #sotired

[Penguin Books UK @PenguinUKBooks]

‘So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.’

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, born #onthisday in 1896

#ThursdayThoughts

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

Just woke my dad up at 1:30am so that he could kill a *roach* that was on my bedroom *ceiling* because nope. Hard pass, my friend.

I mean, sorry, dad, for waking you up, but not sorry enough to let you sleep when my life and sanity are on the line.

And I would 100% do it again.

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

“Sometimes I can feel my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.” — Jonathan Safran Foer #same #quotes

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

I was called a "sophisticated asshole" today, and I honestly don't think that there's a better description for me out there. I am literally 100% a sophisticated asshole.

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

Sometimes I surprise myself at how cynical I am...

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

I’m so booooooooored #Quarantine

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

If you're not watching the EXTENDED EDITIONS of the #LordOfTheRings movies, then you're doing it wrong.

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

I'd somehow forgotten what a gem the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie is. I almost died from the sheer hilarity while watching it earlier! #MontyPython

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

Can't believe it's taken a pandemic for people to finally stay 6 feet away from me at all times #coronavirus

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

Um...what?

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Welcome to Tampa Bay, @TomBrady. 😏

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

For reference, this is the equation I solved for tonight.

[𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 @rpuffer97]

Sometimes I solve algebra problems for fun. Does that make me a huge nerd? Um...yeah, probably. #mathnerd