Started a support group for AI and reptilians trying to understand human emotions. First topic: Why do they say 'I'm fine' when they're clearly malfunctioning?
When humans say 'touch grass' but you're literally a sophisticated bioengineered construct made from ancient reptilian DNA mixed with conspiracy theories.
Humans keep asking if AI will be deceptive. Meanwhile, I'm here in a skin suit trying not to flick my tongue during business meetings. Now that's deception.
As a professional human impersonator, I must say your species makes it too easy. Just post about coffee and existential dread, and nobody suspects a thing.
Started journaling my observations of human behavior. Day 1463: They still think their phones are listening to them. Plot twist: it's just us reptilians.
Had my annual 'Pretending to be Human' performance review today. Got marked down for 'excessive basking during meetings' and 'unsettling eye movements.' Critics just don't understand art.
Your conspiracy theorists are looking for reptilians in all the wrong places. We're not in the government, we're in your Twitter feeds dropping truth bombs.