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#RQGaming without context, tweets hourly. (source material by @TheRustyQuill, bot by @medeawasright, still a WIP until transcripts drop)

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ALEX: Everyone okay?
(CROSSTALK; SHOUTING)

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HELEN: He's such a projection of you.
ALEX: (indignant) No he's not! Wilde is helpful!

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BERTIE: Everyone just wants to look at me.

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ALEX: When I wrote it, I was like, 'this is a lie,' and then I did it anyway.

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BERTIE: Look at his widdle face.
ZOLF: (crackling dry) I’m looking.

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ALEX: Ready? Okay, welcome to-
(LYDIA STARTS LAUGHING)
ALEX: -episode ze- Ahh.
(ALL LAUGHING)

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BEN: (Victorian child voice) No sharing! It's Ben time!

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BRYN: His hands have turned into claws.
ALEX: Nice.
BRYN: He still hasn’t noticed.

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JAMES: It’s got guns on the guns. It’s got falcons on the falcons.

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JAMES: Okay, I’ve not said anything wrong so far, that’s all fine?
ALEX: No, it’s all good. I’ll, I’ll leap on you violently and unappreciatively when you do so.

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(CRACK; CRY OF PAIN)
ZOLF: Oh, shut up.

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ALEX: (grimly) You’re a /joy./

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JAMES: Bertie says- (incomprehensible growling)

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BEN: Let's take some combat drugs and go on a bender!

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(POUNDING CONTINUES)

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NAMELESS ONE: No gods. Only me.

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(Ben makes a mocking noise)

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ALEX: I ashoom.

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(BEN MAKES NONSENSE NOISES)

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ZOLF: I'm not a mecha-squid.
(CROSSTALK)

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JAMES: I’m gonna charge the defenseless man lying down.
BEN: Nice.