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[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED

[rrandash @RRandash]

@thiccbookthotty I make $32k and still make too much for assistance in my state.

[Rap Game Julius 🟡 @lukethephotoboy]

Where are the epstein files

*they don't exist*

Where are the epstein files

*they exist but they need redacted*

Where are the epstein files

*gives out a bunch of files*
*deletes some of them*
*stops giving them out*

Where are the epstein files

*starts killing people*

[rrandash @RRandash]

@JellyRoll615 I hear you’re trying to contact my friend Tony the security guard from Minot, ND. I see him almost every night. Send a message and I’ll pass it along

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am once again asking you to wear a mask.

[Kaitlyn McQuin @kaitlynmcquin]

You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?

Dudes on dating apps

Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.

We’re pen pals now, my dude.

We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.

Now, write me a poem.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

girls all go to the bathroom together so we can hold hands and cry about climate change in private

[rrandash @RRandash]

@LindseyEliasen Think of them as the tiger stripes you have earned

[rrandash @RRandash]

@panerabread 🐔🥪🐔🥘

[rrandash @RRandash]

@MSNBC Trump be like

[rrandash @RRandash]

If you think the bucket of kfc was a roast watch this interview 🔥

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion: At least one person came out of the Barr hearing smelling like a rose https://t.co/7X6KJLEKWn

[rrandash @RRandash]

@realDonaldTrump Straightforward propaganda

[rrandash @RRandash]

@tictoc @GoldmanSachs Honesty I can say, because my dad is a farmer, and talks about it all the time, that this has been around for awhile. Farmers in the Midwest have been using it for years. Old news. Boring.

[Levi @levihoiby]

To the people who say North Dakota is boring, take this...

[vince @vints]

*does laundry and makes bed*
Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together

[rrandash @RRandash]

@tigirlily Netflix trip by AJR