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[vince @vints]

Glinda, come with me, think of what we could do... together.

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do not reply to this

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Speak now is the best Taylor swift album fuck u

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@heavybretting Weekend at bernies is too on the nose

[internet friend @internetcassie]

he’s been dating me a year should I text him and ask him if he likes me??

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@jeffreyjdavis37 Rings a bell

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Mount Fuji is approximately normally distributed. Using the summit as the mean, about 68% of the rocks are within one standard deviation, 95% within two, and 99.7% within three.

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@heavybretting Me and u

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@twalker201 Hey I’m glad! I hadn’t thought about that playlist in a long while (I’ve been into some oldies) but I’m bumping it now! I hope you’re well!

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@internetcassie 🚗 🚗 🛑 🛑 😘😘

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Does anyone know if Hall of Breakfast is open during the quarantine

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*me imagining there’s no heaven*
man this blows

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One of these is not like the others

[bort @heavybretting]

Excuse me ma’am is that virus bothering you?

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They should invent a string or something that attaches to your AirPods™️ so in case they fall out they’ll still be connected to your phone

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@nihilists4jesus Tweetup at the palace of the parliament in Bucharest?

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@ByCommonConsent I’m just here for a short time, not a long time

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@nihilists4jesus *God looking at your tweets* well,, maybe ONE degree of allowance

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@twalker201 So great to see you on New Years! I miss a lot of people on here and you’re definitely one!

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*me after taking one stats class*
“Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell?! More like Lurking Variables by Malcolm Gladwell!”

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@statshwhelper Thanks stats hw helper!