Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton

Carpe Futurum Tuum; liberal is a good thing; knew Trump was a defective nut in 80’s; loving kindness is always the answer, unless you need to punch their face.

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@jacobsoboroff @AriMelber @maddow Going in for med tests, I said to the intake tech, “They could have used these wrist bands with bar codes to keep border families together.”

Looking at the string of labels in her hand, her anger built slowly. “Those fuckers!” she muttered.

😡 #ReturnTheChildren! 😡

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

National Search Underway for Even One Person who Voted for Elon Musk https://t.co/LI48JPtCxF

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@NotHoodlum Yoon was impeached, but still holds office unless convicted by Korea’s high court. Presidential duties are being filled by the PM. At best Yoon is on the payroll as President until 2025.

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@antifaoperative 🤮🤮🤬

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Snoop Dogg just ripped Donald Trump to threads. Retweet to make sure every American sees this.

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

Elon Musk is endorsing the #LyingDonnyBoneSpurs. Guess fascists gotta stick together. Twitter is now both dead and buried. I’m outta here.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Liar caught. Big surprise.

[The Proud Blue Texan 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @ProgressiveTex]

You should take time to read the Grand Jury’s #TrumpPedoFiles. They are quite eye-opening. #ProudBlue

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

When I cast my vote for President Biden, I wasn't expecting much. I just wanted trump out of office.

I knew he was old.
I knew he had a stutter.
I knew he had a rep for "gaffes."
I didn't care. Just wanted trump gone.

Four years later, things are different.
I wasn't expecting that President Biden would be the most legislatively successful President in my lifetime.

I wasn't expecting him to help expand NATO.
I wasn't expecting him to lower insulin & inhalers.
I wasn't expecting him to create & recover 15m jobs.
I wasn't expecting him to bring manufacturing back.
I wasn't expecting him to forgive student debt.

But he did ALL those things, and more.
He surpassed my expectations by a lot.
And he has more planned for 2025-2028.

He's not a master orator,
He doesn't move so smoothly
But neither did FDR from his wheelchair.

Meanwhile, trump is STILL a threat.
He wants to be a dictator.
He wants to stay out of prison.
He wants revenge on his enemies.
He wants to take away from the poor and middle class and give to the ultra wealthy.
His Project 2025 will enable a national abortion ban to criminalize women seeking safe and legal abortions.
His Project 2025 will take away the rights of our LGBTQ family and friends.
His Project 2025 will transform the government into a loyalty pledge, not to America but to him ALONE.
We might never have another free election.

THAT is what is at stake in this election.

We can continue to progress with Biden policies, or we can let trump destroy democracy as we know it.

If you're looking for someone who's young and athletic, go watch a fucking movie.

I'll take the old guy who needs a nap while saving democracy over the old guy trying to overthrow democracy who needs a legal team.

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@ddayen 😆😂🤣

Yup.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Donald Trump was the first president…

In 28 years not to serve a second term.

In 45 years not to release his tax returns.

In 89 years to lose the presidency, Senate, and House in one term.

To be impeached twice

To begin their term with a negative approval rating.

To never reach an approval rating above 50%.

To ask for and receive election assistance from a known foreign enemy.

To refuse conceding after losing.

To tell Americans the election he lost was a fraud.

To incite an insurrection resulting in hundreds being charged and convicted.

To have 81 associates charged with crimes.

To lose their security clearance after leaving office.

To have their home raided by FBI for espionage.

To be convicted of 34 felonies.

To add $8.4 Trillion to our national debt in 4 years.

To have zero public service before being elected.

To be taped detailing how he sexually assaulted women.

To have 26 sexual assault allegations.

To marry a porn model.

To be married three times

To be found liable for sexual abuse.

To be accused of pedophilia.

…Let’s see how the final chapter goes. 👀

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

#LyingDonnyBoneSpurs is an unstable, foam-flecked, ranting fantasist. His crazy, unintelligible diatribes aren’t some common-man politician just saying what’s on his mind. It’s a deteriorating mind warning us that the speaker is a madman. https://t.co/HqpmgyFez0

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

If Trump gets in the White House again, hundreds of thousands or millions will die from his anti-vaccine campaign. https://t.co/2lj1fmjyz1

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@NonStopPop 😆😁😂

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

someone should be fired for this

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@RoryRoberge

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

That’s one hell of a community note.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“I was only trying to unite the Reich.”

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@travoloso @NotHoodlum I was there. It was Paul Simon on the stage. And it was Central Park, not the South Bronx.

[Robert (Life Is A Parody) Ashton @rrashton]

@RonFilipkowski AI-generated. Look at orange shirt’s 3-fingered hand.

[Bob Smietana @bobsmietana]

The FBI told a Southern Baptist seminary it was under investigation for abuse and to report any abuse to the DOJ. Within months semimary leaders allegedly covered up abuse and destroyed evidence. Then lied about it https://t.co/DfEhc7Zmjh