smylee

she/hers 23

[smylee @rrblouch]

the album american teen by khalid brings up the weirdest nostalgic emotions like why am i crying at 8am to 8teen

[smylee @rrblouch]

i got to see steph fucking curry sing misery business tonight what the fuck

[smylee @rrblouch]

the answer is both nicolas but you can’t handle that

[smylee @rrblouch]

lately i’ve been calling my cat goombles. (his full name is tinkerbell coco chanel)

[smylee @rrblouch]

i yelled at him for not using it on me when he did my RIBCAGE

[smylee @rrblouch]

my tattoo artist used lidocaine spray on me for the first time and THAT SHIT IS MAGIC!!? my entire upper thigh completely numb i was basically falling asleep the whole time

[smylee @rrblouch]

if you’re curious, i gave up

[smylee @rrblouch]

decided that im gonna be a line dance gal now

[smylee @rrblouch]

if you knew me in high school pls just get to know me now like i promise i’m so much cooler and less mentally ill and your mental image of me is completely wrong i guarantee

[smylee @rrblouch]

pride parades always make me soooo emotional and overwhelmed with love🥺 i cry at every single one i’ve been to

[smylee @rrblouch]

@bidaily666 can you show me how to find my g-spot? (i do best with hands on training)

[smylee @rrblouch]

@bidaily666 @DickWound this picture makes me so happy i love u guys

[smylee @rrblouch]

@bidaily666 🥰🥰🥺i love u

[smylee @rrblouch]

a client of mine cried tears of joy today because of how happy she was with the groom, it’s times like this that make what i do so worth it :,)

[smylee @rrblouch]

@bidaily666 @DickWound @DivinaofSecrets @RubberVesper i love youuuuu🥰🥰🥰

[smylee @rrblouch]

when i went vegetarian 7 years ago my parents supported me and made me separate meals everyday, and now that i can’t eat gluten they make sure to cook an alternative option for me every time i come over for dinner🥺 i love my family.

[smylee @rrblouch]

decided that im gonna be a line dance gal now

[smylee @rrblouch]

@jckxxi YES

[smylee @rrblouch]

@eyelashtrash it will be passed down through generations

[smylee @rrblouch]

every few months my brain reminds me of that fight at bella vista where a chick got pissed on