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Tattooer.30.she/they.
✨unwell✨

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I will not be exploring the idea that this mustache filter has genuinely made me look more attractive than I ever have before.

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Finally did all my emails, felt like I was able to breathe normally, checked my bank account, immediately in high stress panic mode again 🫠

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One time I accidentally got tiki masala sauce on my friends painting while she was working on it and it haunts me to this day, improbably going to hell for that

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I’m so sorry to say this but man thirst traps are top level cringe

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My anxiety has been so bad that I am in actual physical pain constantly. Like my whole body aches, my heart rate has been up the entire day, my finger tips are tingly and I keep having muscle spasms. I can’t believe some people just don’t deal with this.

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Sometimes I wish I had an adams apple and I am unwilling to unpack that at this time

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One thing about me is if you tag me in one of those Instagram chain stories I am 100% breaking the chain. I will not be participating thank yew

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Meeting a man and his wife at a karaoke bar, talking to him about his four college aged children, and then having him ask if my tattoos go all the way over my butt and p*ssy. As if that is a perfectly normal and unharmful question. 🫠

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You can always tell when someone has actually lived in an air bnb and if someone just quick flipped a house. It’s either comfy and feels homey or everything is rigged up in the least convenient way possible and each step of the day is mildly annoying.

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@SeanFister1 The target self check out is the only answer. Nail me on the bag dispenser daddy hahahahaha

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Also I’m awake because I had a sexy dream about milo ventimiglia and we definitely did it on the bag holders of the target self check out during business hours and suddenly I was like “this is weird” and shot awake 🙃

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Jennifer Gardner was in line and was judging us. Her character was a strong single mom and she was bragging about often being found in the “long aisle for men” in target which I understood to be the tool aisle where everyone’s husbands went while their wives shopped

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Something at this bnb is just making a constant high pitched tea kettle whistling noise, which would be bearable to sleep through if it kept pitch but it like drops every once in a while at random so I’m just laying here losing my mind 🤪

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Packing for a 3+ week trip and my stress level is off the charts 😅 I’m physically shaking it’s okay it’s okay

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Weird seeing influencers post things about denver with a billion views like “do you know the haunted history of cheeseman park?” And then remembering that half the population moved here in the last three years 😅

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I have been having super bizarre dreams all week and I just wanted to sleep last night after an insane flash day but here I am, awake at 6:30am for no reason 🤪

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As a thirty year old in 2023 I’ve come to terms with the fact that my number one style icons are Johnny Knoxville, the beastie boys, and every character from the hit 90s cartoon ‘Recess’ and I need everyone else to get on board.

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@Brat_4L PERMANENT ANKLET?! SIS THATS A SHACKLE. THAT’S A HAZARD. I WOULD RATHER LOSE THE FOOT.

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I understand that I am covered head to toe in tattoos, but the idea of permanent jewelry makes my SKIN. CRAWL.

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@Brat_4L My mom told me once that her wedding ring was STUCK ON HER FINGER for like YEARS and it made me want to fucking puke immediately, you’re telling me people do that on purpose?!