A.S.S.L

Four japs. One love.
RR '09. Kehilah '10. Awksford '11.
xoxo,
Socially acceptable, Invader Zim, J3rZee G!rL, and SARS

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

@kitteneyez2011 I'm not perfect but I'm not a negative hater, or rude. I'm so over haters and negative people. No time for that. #BadKarma

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

Wow. This picture of TX House Dems at the mic during today's abortion debate. With hangers. #sb1

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

Currently accepting erotica prompts/ one-shot lemons/ pls be creative

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

Really should've chosen a workplace where the Zimmerman trial isn't a constant topic of conversation #zimshame #wasntme

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

@jamieblairr Is #dirtybirdbestie the new #savagebralettes ?!

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

Who's afraid of a lil rabies? #roomies @scarlene666

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

My spirit animal is this dirty bird in Penn Station: confused, circling the Dunkin Donuts, pooping on bridge and tunnel teens

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

@ICKitman You could've washed your hands doe. #sippinbloodysangria

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

@AmandaBynes you said there was a surgery to fix everything!

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

Driving at dawn, south side at seven, Wendy's whenever

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

@Alexandra_Baer never forget. (1 hello kitty tee plz)

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

So, I guess we're just supposed to wait until menopause to get attached to any one specific pair of underwear?

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

“Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.”

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

@lauren_gelfarb i will take you to the version store

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

I love your poetry, but I hate your poems

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

@scarlene666 did someone say women?

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

@jamieblairr @emmelclein @scarlene666 dying.

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

"I am what they call an emotional eater"-Cory Booker #cornellcommencement

[A.S.S.L @rrgirlproblems]

"what's our estimated time until I have a noodle in my mouth?"- @jamieblairr