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Billionaire Philanthropist Mayor of Normalwifetown

[R @rrhetorical]

they have to let this man rest

[CBS News @CBSNews]

BREAKING: President Trump says the U.S. killed the alleged leader of a Venezuela-based gang, Tren de Aragua, in an airstrike. https://t.co/J1mZlSW0AJ

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

everything will become beautiful if you work to make it beautiful

[R @rrhetorical]

i can make it rain just by remembering to water my garden

[R @rrhetorical]

at an absolute minimum, a just society would demand this woman get her pie dish back

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

I very briefly was talking to and then consequently seeing Graham Platner from about February 2021 until mid July 2021 when it was revealed to me that he was cheating on his fiancé at the time. He knew about the fucking tattoo.

[R @rrhetorical]

@hoodsy thank you for your peerless journalism

[R @rrhetorical]

massive update from our foid correspondent mogging in the field

[HightechRedneck @48hghtchrdnck]

My wife has informed me just now that the NYT word search is now accepting 'FOID'. Be apprised.

[R @rrhetorical]

@RummaTumTums esteemed chairwoman of the IBTC

[R @rrhetorical]

"sane woman and respected person" is going straight in my epitaph i fear

[Fox News @FoxNews]

JUST IN: President Trump officially endorses Senator Susan Collins in the Maine Senate race, blasting Democratic candidate Graham Platner.

"She's a sane woman and she's a respected person."

“But this guy is a thug… He's a phony. I made a lot of money picking out phonies. He's a real phony. He's bad. He's a bad person."

[R @rrhetorical]

@RummaTumTums i want this for us 🤝

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Me and the boys rolling up to help out with the chicken coup

[Sasha Stone @realsashastone]

I love how Bari Weiss is pissing everyone off.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

So close! That’s a horse.

[R @rrhetorical]

@Junebagio https://t.co/thAALhwsXH

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"I have just been informed by our Great Military that last night the Iranians shot down one of our highly sophisticated Apache Helicopters while patrolling over the Strait of Hormuz. There were two pilots involved, both are safe and uninjured. Nevertheless, the United States must, of necessity, respond to this attack." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Very much not the point of this beautiful scene, but it was fun seeing this for the first time at probably nine years old and thinking “he has a BED in his OFFICE? This guy is crushing it!”

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

David Fincher director supervised 4k restoration vs ten+ year old blu-ray

[Jason Crawford @jasoncrawford]

May your marriage be a warning to your enemies

[rosie 💜🎀 @tetrarosie]

undoubtedly the most habitable areas on earth

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

A water buffalo riding William Howard Taft while he was serving as Governor of the Philippines.