Bob Martin

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO TRUMP ON CROSSING 65% DISAPPROVAL. MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST DISAPPROVAL THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NO ONE THOUGHT HE COULD DO IT. BUT I BELIEVED IN HIM. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM TRUMP'S SECRET. I SAY, I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T LEARN TO BE HATED, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

💯💯💯🎯🎯

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly enraged that none of his staffers explained to him that the logic of his speech last night blatantly implied the only rigged election was the one he personally oversaw, and no one stopped him from telling the entire country he’s incompetent.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

🚨 Donald Trump ran for office for three main reasons:
1. To stay out of jail
2. To exact revenge on his enemies
3. To line his pockets and his family’s pockets

Everything else he says is bullshit.
Thumbs up 👍 if you agree.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fun fact: The Strait of Hormuz was open every fucking day when Obama and Biden were president.

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

RETWEET if you stand with Jack Smith!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The Constitution barely survived today.

By a 5-4 vote, Trump’s Supreme Court declined to let him rewrite the Constitution and end birthright citizenship.

We’re hanging on by a thread. The fight to defend our democracy is far from over.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is 3-Star Navy Admiral Nancy Lacore. Pete Hegseth fired her last year. She’s now running for Congress and has the chance to flip a GOP-held seat and deliver the majority for Democrats in November.

RETWEET if you support @NancyLacore as she runs to flip the House Blue!

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨BEW: Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and Navy SEAL William McRaven calls out Hegseth for firing General Chris Donahue: “The American people should demand answers. The future of our national security depends on it.”

RETWEET if you stand with Admiral McRaven against Pete Hegseth!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

5 days ago, Zelenskyy gave Belarus 7 days to remove military equipment that helps Russian drones from their borders.

"Or we will remove it ourselves."

Yesterday, Belarus surrendered.

Slava Ukraine! 💙💛

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

MAGA, pls fact-check this for me.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I love that Ukraine now has free rein to hammer the shit out of strategic targets in Moscow as Putin's air defenses collapse.

Russia is losing this war. Crimea will fall soon.

Putin should avoid...windows.

[Robby @ivanpckr]

So word is Mitch McConnell is either dead or being kept alive by machines .Hes been in the hospital for 11 days and was took on a stretcher from
His home that long ago ..Hey AMERICA this dude still is in our fucking senate and if this doesn’t show u there needs to be term limits then WTF DOES ??The MAGAtts are worried cause if McConnell dies or can no longer work guess what ??Kentucky governor picks the next senator for the remainder of the term and that governor is a Democrat so watch how long this corrupt ass party milks this shit .He can be dead and these MFERS won’t even admit it

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

I think it’s a great day to indict Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Went looking for the 300 foot “slit” or “slits” in the reflecting pool Trump keeps lying about. Didn’t find any of that. But did find plenty of signs the paint on the bottom of the pool has simply disintegrated. My latest pool report.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think someone cut 350 feet of a thick sealant that’s underwater in the middle of the night under video surveillance with a box cutter, you’re fucking stupid.