robyn 🍉

[Thomas McShane @TamMcShane99]

Can’t stop saying jeezy peeps man

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

Rumours circulating that when Jesus found out that Judas betrayed him he let out an audible “ahhh jeezy peeps munnn”

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

“Do you work in business?"

"No, I'm homeless. I'm a homeless person."

Excruciating.

[Sean @sdel6795]

Never got milk delivered when i stayed with my maw n da. So when i got my own gaff and mcqueens dairy came a knocking i was signed up no second thoughts. Now ive got 3 4 pinters untouched in my fridge and to be quite honest i cant ever see my self getting out this milk hole.

[Still Game @StillGameReacts]

“Football’s coming home”

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

it’s funny because it’s true

[Beana Colada @lisaobeanz]

British People: You need to be respectful during this time.

Also the British earlier this year:

[👑🐉 Perisnitch 🌟🌟 @snajaths]

The Queen when she walks up to Kobe Bryant

[tez @tezdamn]

Holy fuck the Queen is going to be reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ newborn child

[robyn 🍉 @rrobyntaylor]

#NewProfilePic

[Tate Askey @tate_askey]

I came here to tell you that I sucked on her tit #LoveISland

[m’ @03683m]

tasha: you’re a fucking lier
davide: that’s my line tasha

i laughed 😭 davide is carrying idc #loveIsland #TALKSWITHASH

[M @__maason__]

I know I do not see Francis Bourgeois wearing a top that says Polmont and Linlithgow

[Boyle @Boyle_67]

This message needs to be clear and we need it to be understood if we stand any chance of taking our independence.

[Emma @plowrong]

One day you are a teenager with the world at your feet and the next you are starting a text to a colleague with ‘Fab!’