Rachel Reno

The biggest little Twitter.

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haven’t done tweets in awhile because nothing matters anymore

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loving that travis kelce’s old tweets contain zero hot takes, more men should aspire to this

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petition to give me a show like Stanley Tucci searching for Italy where all I have to do visit incredible places, eat, and be like “omg wow incredible.” available to start any time

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I demand a new season of Severance

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“do you guys all hate me and secretly think I’m so annoying?????”

-me to my best friends I’ve known since I was 14 who would literally die for me

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excited to announce my personality is 75% Taylor Swift Eras Tour TikTok, 25% Scandoval Instagram, 150% not focused on work

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@hosseiri gonna tell my kids these were the sanderson sisters

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absolutely raw dogging life by taking public transit alone without headphones

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This Barbie is going through intense personal growth.

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on the scale of “exonerated” to “indicted,” with Gwenyth Paltrow on one side and D***** T**** on the other, I didn’t know I’d even be typing the words “Scheana Shay” but this is, in fact, America

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men age poorly, women are timeless, I said what I said

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I always almost call Pedro Pascal, Pablo Picasso

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@M_Lynx_3000 who could forget sugar ✨ didn’t she eat a couch cushion at one point

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Aging myself with this tweet but I’m annoyed they didn’t cast Billy Crudup and Kate Hudson in Daisy Jones and The Sic

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I will be pursuing this as my next meet cute. Must be okay with me being unkempt/hairy. I want that Nick Offerman post apocalyptic type of love 💕

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The Last of Us gave me hope that a person could be doing their own thing, having little home projects, making themselves fancy dinners, never leaving their neighborhood, shooting every visitor down—yet still a handsome soulmate could appear at their door??

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@swiftoursonggg I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

WHERE IS SAMANTHA!!!!!

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@MediumSizeMeech easily my drag name

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feel like Leo is missing out on actual good sex. your 20s is for figuring out what you like and your 30s is for implementing it