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spoil me :3

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He’s doing the meme irl

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[brynnie ⁷ @sbryngday]

new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since

[Meson @kenlazy2]

Even in your fantasy you remained a slave

[zaeed @zxidtxt]

the horros of being seen as nothing but a mother and a wife but that people will try to sell you as ideal

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Men say that bringing flowers on a first date is “too much,” while carrying condoms in their pockets themselves.

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[✧ @cessonmute]

Unpopular opinion:

I rarely meet men in real life who are as remarkable as the ones written in movies, but I constantly meet women who are far more impressive than the women movies give us.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

the fact that we didn’t go all in on solar power the second we discovered it is still so crazy to me

[FKA Morena / Brianna @fkamorena]

yall imsmfmlwfkkwfmkwmfkfkwmtkwmf

[Vic 😷💖 @luigismustach3]

Suicide is someone’s last act of exerting bodily autonomy and control over their lives and I will always respect it