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I write therefore I am employed.

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2025 was the year of the short king.
2026 will be the year of the

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Wheel is to brie as spare tire is to Boursin

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@drapermache Not MY precedent!

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Singer songwriter sings a song about singing a song.

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A conversation pit is just a living room with extra steps.

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A must have for cole weather driving

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'pete cetera' is latin for "and other songs by Chicago"

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Jamaica, Aruba, what’s the deal with Cuba? Montego, Key Largo, there’s a trade embargo.

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💃🏻A cough from TB can be quite consequential but vaccines are a girls best friend 🎶

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@drapermache @rosssmiller @Google Gotta pay for these fines somehow. Better you than the stockholders.

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@hankgreen Try searching with caps lock off.

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It has been 21 years since the Seattle Mariners started today’s game.

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But Maiden America *is* two words.

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If you order a Leftwich in Tampa Bay, they bring you an impossible burger.

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@cbelmont15 ISU have to be kicking themselves…

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@LukeMooreMusic @ifyoucantwell The Moore you know 💫

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@Schmeric And the French would finally dominate at something!

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@drapermache @abelinasabrina Say hello to little Branne-Don Dreighpyr for me.

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@KrangTNelson [book about Charles Mingus magically appears]

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What are these misinformation people doing to compress these JPEGs? Is there some data that says images seem more credible when they look like they’re rice art?