Not Your Average Person

Philosopher wannabe

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

A mother asked her kids to recreate how all 3 got on top of the wardrobe.

You wouldn’t believe your eyes 😅

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Russian soldier with a mobile air defense team nearly kills several other soldiers in a training incident, after losing control of his YakB-12.7mm Rotary Machine Gun, normally mounted on the Mil Mi-24 Hind Helicopter Gunship.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Wok and Roll

[Negative Zero @KilValmer]

remember: if you accidentally blow off your hands with fireworks, theres always the Krukenberg procedure...

[Polymarket Dota 2 @PolymarketDota2]

🇷🇺 AndreyIMMERSION becomes the first player to hit 45,000 Dota 2 pub games

He's currently Legend 3 (~3,500 MMR) with a 47.33% win rate.

To put it in perspective: playing 10 games every single day would take over 12 years.

[SkinsMonkey @skinsmonkey]

The best NO-SCOPE in CS2 history 🤯

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters".
"Digimon" is short for "digital monsters".

Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters".

(You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

[Hater @favor1tehater]

Hahahaha, that really reminded me of the old days.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Who won gold here?

[Emilio Sansolini @EmilioSansolini]

The World Cup! 🏆⚽️🌎