RSLizard

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

Needing AI to design a dogshit jersey is wild.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Man City drop their new fan x AI created third kit ⚪

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

Same Diego… Same

Feel for this guy

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

@sports_only_ Jealous

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

@CPFC Don’t remind me :(

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

I guess I’m a radical leftist for believing that a rapist should not be the president of the United States.

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

@sports_only_ Feels like just yesterday 😭😭😭

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

MISS YOU ALREADY! CRYING IN THE CLUB!!

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

Thank you Gozo, for your hard work and dedication to the Claret & Cobalt. It has been a pleasure to watch you grow and develop as a player and human from the RSL academy, to the Monarchs, to the first team.

Wishing you the best of luck in London.

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

@realsaltlake Can you guys photoshop me into this please? :)

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

@realsaltlake

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

May we absolutely forget his time at Manchester United

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🇨🇱 BREAKING: CF Montréal has signed Chile legend Alexis Sanchez, per sources. @ElDeportivoLT 1st.

Sanchez, 37, joins as a DP. The former Barcelona, Arsenal, and Inter Milan forward spent last season with Sevilla.

Sanchez is Chile's all-time leader in goals (51) and caps (161). https://t.co/3zeqBbTX0N

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

@realsaltlake @adidasfootball Holy moly guacamole

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

Omfg. I’m gonna need a new profile picture

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

A diamond is unearthed August 13 ♦️

@adidasfootball x Real Salt Lake

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

Hey @MLS why isn’t the Norway flag on this? World Cup numbers but Iceland is on there? Make it make sense
@norway @Erling

[henry @henry5839201746]

israel more like pooprael

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

Gutted this is mid-season. But happy happy happy for Gozo

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🇺🇸🔴🔵 BREAKING: Crystal Palace in advanced talks to sign American winger/wingback Zavier Gozo from Real Salt Lake, per sources

- Deal not agreed yet, but trending well. Likely in $15m region
- Gozo, 19, made clear he wants to go to Europe

w/ @MattWoosie
https://t.co/xTMhonNHpA

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

How resign you bitch

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Breaking: FIFA president Gianni Infantino has scrapped his proposal to sell stakes in the World Cup after widespread backlash, including from within global soccer's governing body, and a threatened boycott by European Nations.

More: https://t.co/KcABnBesSo

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

So nothing is gonna happen, got it.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

BREAKING: Inter Miami has signed Brazilian midfielder Casemiro BUT the league has opened an investigation over tampering charges in the process.

LA Galaxy had Casemiro's discovery rights. MLS is now looking into if the team broke rules.

w/ @PaulTenorio https://t.co/LVOYezFyVD

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Send me one please.

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

@DUDEwipes is now the official back-of-jersey partner of Houston Dynamo FC. Space City, DUDE Wipes has our backs!

https://t.co/LvuyCyX2x1

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

Bitch

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández statement.

“As time passes, you realize there is something much bigger than a result.

"For years, this group has represented our country in the best possible way.

"It teaches that competing isn’t just about winning, but about giving everything for the shirt and never giving up. Being part of this group, which has always stood up, competed to the very end, and defended these colors with pride, humility, and commitment, is something I’ll always cherish.

"I want to thank all the Argentine fans. Thank you for always being there, for supporting us in every match, for your affection, for your unconditional support, and for making us feel at home no matter where we are in the world.

"Wearing my country’s shirt is the greatest honor of my career, and I will continue to give everything I have every time I’m called upon to defend it."

[RSLizard @RSL_Lizard]

@EASPORTSFC fix pro clubs you fuckin wankers